Oh, for fuck's sake...

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  1. Xiao_Caity

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    So, I finally got around to picking up a copy of Ambition of the Illuminus, the expansion for PSU. The idea of MY character being the main one intrigued me, plus there were new weapons, and we ALL know how I feel about weapons. (Tylor's Partner Card was just a fangirlish extra, even if it did make me Squee at the top of my lungs.)

    So what do I see? Not only is my character a mere hanger-on to the main character (ug) but the main character is a...

    MARY FUCKING SUE!!!!

    :x :x :x :-x :throwup:

    Fuck you, Sonic Team. Fuck you HARD.
     
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    It's an outrage! An outrage! An outrage! Oooowh! Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis deep inside you!
     
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    ... You obviously haven't fought Dulk Falkis yet, or you'd know why that comment makes me cry more than usual.
     
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    ...Explain... someone... please?
     
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    I second Darkfools motion.
     
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    What? Ambition of the Illuminus or Dulk Falkis?
     
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    The ambition of the Illuminus I have heard of, but never Dulk Falkis.
     
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    He's essentially an optional uber-boss after the main 'plot' (HAH!) is over. And he looks... bad. Dulk Falkis is the English translation, but in the original Japanese, he's... oh gods...

    Dark Phallus. :-o
     
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    Huh. You know what that reminds me of? The first time I realized that the final boss in the main storyline of Parasite Eve has a humongous wang for a tail, complete with a mondo-sack covering his butt when he's in his final form.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0keHvlKVNKQ
    The URL is the only evidence I have to support my claim.
     
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    Luis Sera gets wang-paled in Resident Evil 4... *wince*
     
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    Ha ha ha...wow. I honestly just thank what ever gaming censorship deity there is in the world that there's no aggressive use of the mentioned wang in PE, as in streams of "mitochondrial energy" or the ever popular turkey-slap.
     
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    Thou art very welcome Grossenschwamm.
     
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    Well, it's not outright STATED to be a demon-wang, but it's pretty bloody obvious when you see it. EW.

    Dammit, whenever a character I like dies, he/she always goes out in such stupid ways... No dignity left, I tells ya...
     
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