Ladies...

It just might be true.

 

It might...

 

Is this like a suicide method?

 

Blinks, were you stoned or drunk when you posted this, or is it just me not getting the point?

 

I think it might just be you not getting my subtle* innuendo.

*not subtle

I personally think it's brilliant, and my google searches for today have been deemed successful as a result.

 

How does this have anything to do with death? Are you fucking retarded?

FFS, I thought we were done putting up with your little "Ode to death" monologues when you got banned the first time...

 

Ok, you go on an hug a polar bear, take a picture, and then post it on the forums if you are still alive.

 

IT'S NOT A FUCKING PICTURE. It's a drawing! Jesus christ, there is absolutely no way that you aren't trolling. You are for sure doing this deliberately. Oh my fucking god...

 

Yes, it is a drawing, but ponder for a moment what would actually happen if a child wished for the presence of a polar bear and their wish came true.

 

It'd be funnier if they were standing up and the polar bear's hands were going south of the border during the hug.

 

She's a witch, if she were to use her black magic to tame the beast we would have to slay it and BURN her! Or just hack the game to make sure it never happens in the first place.

 

I actually just Googled it, you can do it yourself; polar bear hugs in an image search. I think it was a valentine's day card or something.

And I don't maul children, OR attractive chicks with aquamarine hair. Or any other shade or hue of hair. Attractiveness is a necessary condition, however.

 

Agreed. Amazingly, Garfield is starting to annoy me. I can handle trolls, and emotiwhores, and flamers, and fags, but an emo troller is just vile. Garfield, why don't you go post on a place that suits your nature.

 

Who the hell is Garfield? lol is that an emo forum?

 

I'm not sure if any of those examples you listed were referring to me, but regardless: I haven't "trolled"; I only recall flaming once (and for an honorable reason at that), even though I have been bombarded with flames; I'm not homosexual; and where have I shown any emotion on this forum? Seriously, that is like the requirement to be an "Emo", hence the name.

I have no interest in a Goth forum, and that's why I don't plan on posting there.

 

I believe the two following quotations sufficiently provide my reasoning for calling you an emo troll. You're sad. You think everyone should die. That's why that emo hitler is your hero.

Garmgarf. I liike the name Garfield better. It's easier for me to type. Also, he, much like Garfield, has shown no signs of any capacity to change.

 

I'm not particularly sad. My life is fine.

Ok, the "life would suck" is an opinion (which Dark Elf shares, or so I believe), and it is technically possible for all human suffering to be eliminated, but still, some would then be enjoying themselves more than others, which just isn't fair.

Regardless, there isn't much emotion contained in that quote.

Less emotion, if anything, in that quote.

I tend to think, rather than feel. I'm not sure if any of y'all are aware of the Myers-Briggs personality classification system, but anyway, my classification is Thinker over Feeler by a long shot.

Very well. I shall change my avatar back to Gar (who's full first name is Garfield).