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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Like Homer Simpson in that episode he's a boxer who wins by letting his opponents hit his belly until they drop from exhaustion!
     
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    Actually, they punched him in the face. Homer has Homer Simpsonitis, which makes his pre-brain damaged head immune to damage.
     
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    till he met a real boxer. Tyson was it?
     
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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Yes it was. Turns out a heavyweight boxer is more than capable enough to scramble a brain with copious amounts of cerebral fluid surrounding it.
     
  5. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Wouldn't it be better to have a really big brain that's so damn stuck into your cranium that it can't possibly move around inside your skull no matter what hit it?
     
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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    If that was the case, brain damage would've been so prevalent he wouldn't have been the same Homer we know and love today. Any impact to his skull would've resulted in some sort of concussion.
     
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    Yup, the extra room and the fluid therein is a buffer to absorb impacts. If it didn't exist, the force of the blows would be directly absorbed by the brain, resulting in hemorrhage, blunt force brain cell damage, and possibly embolisms due to pressure changes post-hemorrhage.
     
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    sooo, big head and small brain is a good combo for avoiding braindamage?
     
  9. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    If your brain is too big for your skull, it'll pop and dribble out your ears. I think that qualifies as brain damage.

    *EDIT* In only five years!
     
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    Oh damn, they'll sue you now, wobbler! You should've said Drederick Tatum and argued from ignorance.
     
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    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    What are they gonna do? I am a swedish ninja, just bring 'em!!
     
  15. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Vikings rank higher than ninjas on the power scale, second only to a Chinese Crested in a killing frenzy.
     
  16. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Well, I forgot, I'm a Ninja Viking.

    Or more correct, A viking that is a member of a Ninja clan. Trained by Ninjas.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    I don't really see that, I mean you can't travel unseen in a svinefylking...
     
  18. Dark Elf

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    Of course he can, there's like a hundred guys to hide behind!
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Yeah, but the whole group cant hide at the same time.
     
  20. Dark Elf

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    You are mistaken.

    It is a well known scientific fact that whenever two atoms meld together through the process known as fusion we receive an element with properties different from those inherent to the atoms that created it. In other terms, it logically follows that a Viking/Ninja hybrid retains the abilities of both a viking and a ninja but has also learned how to mix both to terrifying effect. In a svinfylking of viking/ninjas, they go raiding while always hiding behind each other, forming a ring of perhaps 100+ people which is invisble to the human eye!

    It has been estimated by leading scientists that there is at least one svinfylking for every square kilometer.

    Still, a Chinese Crested Dog in a killing frenzy will still top the power scale, and there is nothing you liberal reichwing pinko morons can do to change that!
     
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