Dead Deer Sex

Tell us a county (or even a city) where at least 5% of the population speaks Invertlish.

Edit: sleep-deprivation; wrote as instead of us.

 

Unmerica, where the men are men and the sheep are scared!!

 

I would, but most of you humans are too stupid to speak it correctly. You're high breeding rates deflate the percentage of the population literate in Invertlish.

 

Welcome back, we've been having a reunion.

 

A reunion? Sweet.
Are we going to sit around a campfire, roast marshmallows, and sing Kumbaya? Or really, here, sit around a flame war, roast new people and sing Kumbaya.

 

unfortunately, the cousin love seems to be seriously lacking at this reunion.

 

Not a problem in my book. Of course, I lack hot cousins...but whatever.

 

i have very few hot cousins. mmmm... yeah, i can only think of one. and it's a boy cousin, so no luck for y'all. the rest of my family seems to be populated by either trailer park-dwelling obesity whores or crack-pad dwelling tweakers...

 

And that just makes her all the hotter. Mmmm, snipersex.

 

One of my cousins is a model, but she and I don't see eye to eye on much of anything. So I haven't talked to her in quite some time.

 

Let me talk to her, I'll bring* her around.

*turn