Diary of a Pervert in Arcanum *spoilers*adult* - UPDATED

Ok! Now I'm pissed!


Hey - wait a minute......... Urine-spray....??..... Damn. Pissed off and pissed on at the same time.

 

Oh, shit.... (collapse)

 

OI! Why the hell is it that every time I piss off to do other things, I miss something brilliant like this?

But first... Gizmaluke, change your goddamn screen name before the Nezumi Fangirl Foundation comes after you for insulting the good personages of Burmecia, you crazy-assed sunnuva diseased gerbil and a drunken whore...

*ahem*

There, that'll keep the NFF offa my ass for another day.

*goes all AC Sephiroth on Gizmaluke* On your knees - I want you to beg for forgiveness!

Hrm, I wonder if I still have those schematics for the razor-blade gun with the lemon juice and salt attatchments...

 

Oh! I have what you need. I just call it the "Castration-Gun." It can be used toward other purposes, but if I'm at work and one of my customers gives me gruff...well, you can guess where I aim.
It's either that, or show them my Box of Hands.

 

Oooh, Castration Gun. Now THAT sounds worthy of an investigation. Any chance you could send the schematics my way?

 

Actually, I think the Box might work better than the C-gun. It's far more scary.

 

Boy...talk about taking the focus outta of a thread....

 

What is this mysterious Box Of Hands, anyway?

 

Should I continue writing a few more chapters to the story? For the sake of an epilogue maybe?

 

Perhaps you could add the Box somewhere in your story?

 

Why the hell not? The story's fucked up enough to warrant it. (Ahhh, double entendres...)

 

Go for it!

 

aww man i missed alot of fun shit again and ill do what i fucking want to burmecia i own the fucking grotto and if they want to pass they better pay me some respect

 

Play FF9 often, Gizmaluke? And, how the hell did you get a custom avatar if you've only been a member since May?