About that gnome.

Then, he has a hell of a long way to go.

 

Right now, it must be smaller than a clit. Geez.

 

Speaking of pictures:

 

Ouch, I must've hit some weak spot there, considering you were too fucking nervous to type correctly on your own keyboard. Have a downer, it usually help pansies like you.

I'm out. No..that's okay, you can all go on with the usual internet taunts boredom of artificial psychologist bullshit and giggle, thinking of how original you were when you hunted down the evil troll, kadar, when you 'LARP', swinging theatrical swords, and get laughed at at school. :thumbup:

 

Oh, you're an evil troll! How adorable!

 

Does the little troll want some troll food?

 

Indeed. What are you going to do with your 1000th post? (Don't answer that if you have something planned.)

 

Gotta be this one dude:



Make sure I get my 10 bucks!

 

This guy is hilarious. It's obvious he hasn't left his bedroom for the last, oh, ten years or so. I should introduce him to Yads over at RADW, then they could go off and be fucking worthless together and leave the rest of the world in peace.

(And I LARP too, I play a psychotic dwarf battlerager, and I'm the only female dwarf in my barony.)

 

LARP...eh. I'd only get into it if I had a nice new set of platemail, along with perhaps a spiked flail and a five-foot claymore. Maybe a flamberge. Nah, claymores are more fun. Either that or I could start taking karate again and get all monk up in there. I remember one time when I punched a tree down. It was dead, and I was pissed, but I did in fact punch down a tree.

 

Or, you could seem less nooby and actually roleplay instead of fight all day long...

 

Or, you could stop being gay and actually fight instead of roleplaying all day long...

 

Oh, so you think fighting is macho mathie? How sad for you. I train my reflexes and have fun doing so instead of getting my ass kicked/ kicking somebodys ass leaving people hurt.
Now, wich is the better of those ways, hmm?

And it's much more rewarding to let go of all the stupid fighting and interact with other people on a social level. But maybe you can't bring yourself to understand that...

 

I never said I would make it a hobby. I said that if I did do it, I'd want to look the part. I'm not about to look like some geek who cobbled together a suit of armor from trash cans and his mom's toyota.
I like the sit inside roleplaying, because it doesn't involve attacking things that are: Not there, or people dressed up as gnolls, orcs, ogres, wargs...you know.
I'd rather imagine it all happening than to pretend to kill someone. I work out enough as it is...I don't need to be running around in 100 pounds of platemail and chainmail.
If you don't work out regularly, go ahead and LARP. If you do, like me, then by all means sit inside where there's air conditioning and heat.
Of course, if you're too lazy to go outside and/or exercise...sit inside and play.