I'm still alive.

And we care because...? What's with all the supportiveness?

 

Yeah well, we though about pointing and laughing, but decided against acting like dumb bastards. Anyways, Madlax is an accomplished prison streetfighter and mighta busted out some wicked Kung-Fu!

 

I can almost guarantee that the dumbass trying to do the crane would get the shit beat out of him in real life.

 

...Yeah, I'm behind that 100%.

 

What, you think the Flying Crane Fool would end up like these guys?
Probably, but dont even tell me you haven't imitated that dumb-ass move on your friends!

 

Yup, I did beat the crop out of some bastard ass, but the price was huge, now I'm waiting for the univercity to give the finally judgement: whether I can still stay in the school or not.
That guy's right eye was beaten blind by me, now you see I'm serious.

 

I'm sure he deserved it, the bastard. I'm sorry for you though.

 

Damn, what'd he do to piss you off, run off with your girl?

Take full responsibility for your actions and explain the errors of your ways to the university, maybe it'll save you. Or you can be like me and fight the power. You'll lose, but sometimes its better to go down fightin.

 

You really like prison sex dontcha?

Nah, booby traps are really funny, but the best way to beat someone is to dress up in a giant mascot costume, like a dolphin or whatever, and beat the person into the ground with some type of random implement. Like a 2 by 4 or something.

 

No, if you're dressed as a woman and you kick a man's ass...that's hilarious.
That was the happiest halloween ever.

 

With or without the falsetto voice?

 

I used my regular, bass-tone voice. Going falsetto could be pretty funny...but, I'm not doing that again. As fun as it was to beat some guy up, girl clothes are very uncomfortable.

 

Grossen in drag!

 

The hardest part is acting like the frill should be there.

 

It sounds like you managed to pull it off though. (The acting)

 

A Barney costume comes to my mind. I'd beat the crap out of that person. That or a clown.

 

There was this mascot for a pizza place in S. Califonia. It was supposed to be a white chef hat, but it actually looked like a giant condom with legs! That would have been worthy of batting practice! Run Trojan-man! Run!