One Liners

*faint*

 

"The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril."
-William Shakespeare

 

Blinki-san the Panda say, "The wise man learns, the fool assumes."

 

"Better to be thought of as a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

-Abraham Lincoln

 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

 

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

 

"I keep a bottle of strong spirit handy in case I should happen to see a snake...which I also keep handy."
-W.C. Fields

 

"Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have. "
-Sual Alinsky

 

"Power is work times distance."

 

Why is there a permanent press setting on a clothes iron?

Gallager