When is Raven supposed to, you know...

gotta be all sly like dat

 

Perhaps you needed to spring a little Elven Water on her to get her in the mood.

 

My pleasure.

Can you play with the game?

 

Next thing you know they'll be modding up stuff like:

Mystic Spanish Fly

or

Arcane Halfling Vaginal Cups

 

WHAT?! I'm all for over the edge...but that was weird, to say the least. Well, time for me to top it. "Mystical Condoms of Squirty Burst."

 

Imagine this:

(Warning: foul language)

Ever seen From Dusk Till Dawn where Cheech Marin is in front of the bar advertising all the different types of pussy you can get at the Titty Twister.....


Well imagine a (audio-ed or not) NPC in front of Madam Lil's doing the same:

"We got elf pussy, human pussy, half-orc pussy...come on in pussy lovers....here at Madam Lil's we're offering pussy for half price....we got good pussy, evil pussy, magic pussy, techno pussy....if we don't got it...you don't want it....we got necromantic halfling pussy...if you can get pussy for a better price anayweher in arcanum....f*ck it!!"

 

Jesus Christ, that was just plain sick. You should see a shrink, man (if you're not already doing so. Then, you should get a new one, 'cause your current isn't working...).

 

Ok now that was a bit harsh seeing as all I was trying to was crack a joke!

 

That's the kind of thing you sit back and say "...Wow..." for. Not necessarily good, not necessarily bad, but definitely WOW. I remember that part of the movie. I was not expectiing to see Cheech there at all.

 

Neither was I but that part in particular practically had me rolling on the floor laughing

I keep imagining seeing something like that in Arcanum and it brings a right smile to my face.

 

Heh, heh, heh. I like it. Why I'm not sure, but I like it.

 

If I ever get started with modding its the first thing I'll make

 

Make it work with either version of the game and I'll BUY a copy! This sounds too good to pass up. :wink2:

 

You should have a halfling or a half orc say it. The half orc has the posture of a seedy character, like the kind Cheech plays, and a halfling looks like a chubby little kid. Can't go wrong with that.

 

You should go with the halfling, if anything. Halflings are perverted little bastards, and we all know that.

 

Yup. Halfling is definitely the way to go.

 

You know....you could actually put o loat of what's in the movie into a mod....

Imagine a bar full of people who suddenly all turn into demons at midnight. and attack anything that is "fleshy".

 

Dude, that was done in Fallout 2 if I'm not mistaking (in front of the Cat's Paw). Can anyone confirm this?

 

I must get my hand on Fallout 2 then...provided its true......

 

Yeah, with the word "booty" at Cat's Paw.