I'm bored...

*Elemental Transform: Water elemental*
*immune to crash damage*


Damned, let me end all these craps.

*Epic Feat Automatic Quicken Spell Lv.3 Time Stop*
*Epic Feat Automatic Quicken Spell Lv.3 Imprisonment: Target bunny*

Oooooooh, almost forget
*Epic Feat Automatic Quicken Spell Lv.3 Imprisonment: Target Blinky*

Hooo, the world is clean now.

 

*Casts Dweomer Shield (or how it's called) on himself and Desintegrate on all other.*

 

*lives in the real world and laughs at all your gay magical attacks*

 

*pushes red button*

 

*refuses to engage in such tomfoolery... aw crap!*

 

*Calls in Chuck Norris*

MADLAX, you're dead now. Nothing you can possibly imagine will save you. Make your peace with the world and try not to cry.

 

No magic or technology can work against The Chuck.

(And thanks, Vorak :heart

 

*summons another Chuck Norris*

"The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."

 

Wrong, if you put chuck against chuck there will only be stalemate. However lemondemon has given us the answer:

 

Ooh, the Black Knight from Monty Python... *drools*

 

Lemondemon has to be one of my favorite bands right now. And, Rei's still an albino.

 

MADLAX, your dnd humor would be impressive. Except if it meant anything, you still wouldn't be epic. You'ld be like quasi-demi-epic. Which is like dime novel material.

 

Oy! Mr. T owns everything and everyone! So shut the fuck up.

 

Mr. T can own Mr. S, but he cannot own Mr. U

 

Or can he?

 

Which part of "everything and everyone" didn't you understand shitface?

 

Do you even know who Mr. T is commie?

 

Yes, I know. But if Mr. U cannot be owned by Mr.T, then Mr.T isn't the main authority.

 

*Die of all these exotic names*