The internet is for porn

...ok, I've never masturbated <i>that</i> much... and I thought I had a problem! You make me feel better about myself! ^_^

 

Well then, I'll need to send that to a friend or two, thanks for the link.

I'll not get invovled in the talk going on with the rest of the thread.

 

Aw, that's so cute, finishing in the bathroom! (Ooh, I must ask!) Do you use tissues to clean up the mess or you do it while having a shower?

 

I hate it when people do that. I Was going to clean the dorm shower(wich was share between 15-20 people) when I went at the folk highschool a couple of years back and the firste thing I saw when I came in was sperm on the floor. I have allways checked where I step in showers after that.

 

Until some weeks ago I used tissues (and occasionally the shower), but now I've found a way that almost completely removes all the trouble of cleaning up:

I stand on my knees in front of the toilet (far enough away to avoid the possible urine on the floor), bend it (the thing, you know) down so I aim at the far away side of the porcelain and let it shoot. This way I get to see the spraying and how far it sprays, the first two sprays usually hit the porcelain while the rest falls directly into the water. Afterwards I just have to wipe whats stuck on my thing, if anything decides not to be shot away, wash my hands just in case and walk out from the bathroom.

It really feels good to watch it spray, to the degree that I actually got sad when I yesterday accidentally finished in one of my socks.

 

does anyone else feel that that was entirely too much information?

 

Well I certainly didn't need to know how good it feels to watch it shoot. Although I have to say, you're method is just complex enough to be intriguing...

 

On your knees? :/ Isn't that uncomfortable? Oh well, I'm so glad I'm a woman.

 

there's a great deal to be said for lying in bed with a nice vibrator.

 

I bet you could also cover that chapter, right?

 

A picture says a thousand words.

 

Streaming video is worth more.

 

I usually insert my indexfinger into my sphincter while I jerk off. I've noticed that when I don't do that, I don't quite squirt as far and as much as when I do. You should try it once, it's a really sensitive little muscle, that sphincter. And it does not necessarily mean you're gay, you know... :roll:

 

But you know what's funny. That does necessarily mean you're gay.

 

That and the fact that he pointed it out before we said anything.

 

Oh really?
And what if that finger belongs to my girlfriend? Eh? Eh? Eh?

 

WHOA!! Too much fucking information!!!

>_< I cannot believe how appropriate and inappropriate that is at the same time.