My newest story

Do you remember his story? It was neaderthalic. He had some weird sexually based obsession with being Sicilian, and seemed to think that somehow made him tough. But enough of that. I now find it necessary to insult every oriental person reading this thread:

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Got egg rolls?

 

American man? You want chicken? Sorry, I only know how to make rice.

 

I think I'm still around because I'ven't been an ass like I used to be. The Shroom? Don't you mean The Spore? And that asswipe wasn't me. I just had the same profile picture on Spamminister as he did, and so many people confused us. Alright, so how about former French Mafia? I don't think there is such a thing, so you can make it all up! ^_^ lol, but yea... He needs some sorta wierd-background like that which will tie in to the plot. Otherwise he'sn't an interesting character.

 

You can be interesting without being in the fucking mafia.

 

And as Darkfool has shown us, you can be an asshole without being French.

 

I was thinking as making him a physics teacher/spy.

 

Some sort of mixture between Sherlock Holmes and James Bond, then? With good looks?

 

Yea, and less tweed.

 

no... cocaine into absinthe over ice.

 

I'm not even sure what this thread's about anymore, but in reply to the original post, does Blinky make a habit of posting stories here? Could I post something here too or would I get yelled at? You guys actually seem just brutal enough to give some honest constructive criticism. Or at least criticism...

 

Knock yourself out. I do a lot of reading. A little more won't kill me. Unless you're posting Aristotle II.

 

Blinky never really writes anything, he just pretends he does.

I'll post a poem I wrote two years ago:

Sommaren

Solen skickar strålar, skönt
Små strån svajar smaragdgrönt
Småfåglarna sjunger sakta
Ser solbadaren skalbaggen slakta
Smultronen smakar sött
Skolbarnet sover skoltrött

It's not gay like the one blinky posted, or goth, or emo.

 

I cant read it, but I can see that every word starts with an S. It must be really good!

 

Heh, I thought it was pretty good

 

Hahaha great one DE.