Flame Warriors, Attack!

*Brutally bludgeons and sodomises PQ with a Battery Acid-soaked nightstick*
and does anyone know where Gabriel is from? Because few primary english speakers use that many exclamation marks.

 

Dunno, but he has stuff in Portuguese in his location and sig.
Oh, and that "and" should have had a capital A! *Puts a dunce cap on Chunky*

 

You're all a bunch of Mainstream faggot cocksmoking whores!

 

Wow, some of the older jackasses, knaves, and pussy-whipped faggots are returning... flame for the future of HoL you pathetic cretins.

 

At least we have the president of the Mainstream Faggot Cocksmoking Whores organization giving us his support. It's a shame I misplaced my membership card and can't participate in the group's business.

Speaking of whoring, Blinky you got my money bitch? I don't care if you didn't like the lion from three cages over fucking you in the ass, I am running a business and you will pay me or I will send you back to that two-bit circus where I found you and the fat bearded lady.

Silvara, how are those burro shows in Mexico coming along? Is the donkey cum on your chin still slightly bloody, or did you finally get your pet checked out by the vet?

 

*thwacks rubber gloves*

Now hold still Mr. Bloody-Handed, this won't hurt a bit. It's just a routine cavity search...

 

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Do I look like a sand nigger, you high on life twit? Anyway shouldn't you be in Blinky's backyard with a collar around your neck eating purina dog chow?

 

*tugs on the dog collar around her neck*

Oh, this? Your mom gave it to me. She gives me pretty stuff whenever I sleep with her. Hey, beats cookies.

 

I aint been in the circus for years you stupid fuck, I busted out after I fucked all those bastards up. You'ld be surprised how much different the lion tamer's expression looks when he doesn't have his chair.

You are a sand nigger Mag, you're a dirty little wannabe American Allah-bitch pretending to come from some illiterate backwash swamp of redneck feces.

 

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Everyone knows I would be in Florida if I were a sand nigger, I can't learn to fly a plane in this shitty little state. Shirpa Shirpa Jihad Shirpa Jihad.

Xiao, my mom likes nigger cocks ... are you a tar baby? Tar baby want a chicken wing, go get it!

So without his chair, you were able to rape him Blinky?

 

Nah, the lion did that, I was up your mom most of the time. She only loves the black because they're bigger than you. I know you try to do her right, you're just not as endowed as the Africans. Or the polar bears for that matter. I stretched her out like one of those work out videos.

 

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Which one, the richard simmons greatest hits library you have hidden in the backroom?

 

Nah, one of those yoga ones. Where you rotate your knees behind you then lean back until you're rubbing your knee caps on your shoulder blades. Stretched her out like that. She complained about it a little, mainly about the hip surgery. Docs told me they haven't seen something that wide open since they went to the great plains. Course as wet as that little bitch gets it's more like the Atlantic...

 

Blinky you were always my most talented disciple.

 

Blinky, you've done a great service to the world of Forum Insult Masters. By the way, did you know that Pittsburg is weak against Zombie attacks? The mayor is planning to strengthen their defense... XD

Jar's sig got me searching, and this was the result.

 

I try.

 

How can a spoof newspaper be so accurate all the time? Back to topic-namely the degredation of all concerned, let it be know that I have released geneticly altered zombies which only kill stupid people. I expect the other members of this forum will be the only casualties.



That's not a great insult, but I'm still laughing about Blinky's.

 

*starts putting on a pair of heavy metal gauntlets*

Now hold still Mr. Quincy, I'm afraid that stick up your ass resisted the chemicals, so we're gonna have to do this the hard way. Oh, it hurts you MUCH more than it hurts me.

 

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I'm noticing an unhealthy fascination with the anus, Xiao.

Were you inappropriately touched by your father as a child?

 

*punches Mag right through a wall* Don't make me come over there!

Sick motherfucker. My father never touched me - he was too busy seeing how far he could bend your grandma before she broke.