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  1. DarkUnderlord

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    Villian: Patrick Stewart
    Trying to: Take over France
     
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    Villain: Being of Unimaginable evil (Hello Kitty)

    Trying to: Usurp the throne of Lichtenstein.
     
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    Wouldn't that make Patrick Stewart the Hero?
     
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    Villain: Charles
    Trying to: Convert everyone to islam




    ...wait...
     
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    Villian: Fabrice Morvan
    Trying to: Revive Rob Pilatus and this time actually sing.
     
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    Villian: God


    just for a change of pace...
     
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    Hey, it happened to Job.

    There should also be a giant laser involved. Even God needs a laser.
     
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    Char: God
    an atheist
    a profit/loss analist

    Villian: "big brother" cause the govt. screws everybody!
     
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    Villain: Myself
    Cause: Steal all rpgs the world over
    (insert diabolical laugh here)
     
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  10. Blinky969

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    And now random nouns that you would like to insert. You can be a little descriptive, or even opt in a verb or two, like dueling with zucchinis as opposed to just zucchinis. Don't ask me to explain where that particular example came from, it's sad that it isn't random this time, and you'll be better off in ignorance to this one.
     
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    Random Nouns:

    sagebrush (from hell)
    a very handsome toothpick
    poodles
    a hard place
    nasty knife (yes, the one from Zork)
     
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    Asparagus
    Golden Movie Ticket
    Assboot of Love
    Epilepctic Train Station Light
     
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    big stick (of hitting+10)
    pretty flower (of world domination)
    "nice" herbs
     
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    Villain: Loony elf

    Special power: the third eye and deception, developed from having bucket stuck on head for past fifty years

    Cause: To learn how to go back in time, so he can change the course of history and make his mother ruler of the world.
     
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    The Defenestrator

    The Grimoire of Impractical Knowledge

    The Ticklish Feather
     
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    The Impractical Wombat

    Assorted Riff-raff

    Perambulator

    Seasick Albatross
     
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    "Water, water all around!"
    Ultra-whip vixen
    *Michael Jackson's gay scream*
     
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    stack of waffles of DOOM
    Penguin of Improbability
    golf pencil
    gauntlet of udder death
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster
     
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    impacted hemorrhoid
    rubber spatula of doom
    poisoned jelly beans
    cordless phone

    running w/ scissors
    baking cookies
    incestuous lovin(one fer retard)
     
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