Fucking US Postal Service Motherfuckers

Not the ham for sandwiches you can buy at the supermarket.

 

lol that isnt really ham, thats deli style "cold cuts"

basically all the leftovers pressed into a black then sliced... YUK!

-Neo

 

Things like that are why I don’t think about what it is I’m eating. I was once eating a hot dog when I started to think about what it was I was really eating, let’s just say I nearly made my self sick.

I also used to love corn beef hash, until I picked up a fork full one day and there was a ¾ inch round 1/8 inch thick slice of an artery in it. I haven’t eaten corn beef hash ever since.

 

That's what I hate: arteries. See? They're not artificially produced or anything, they're one of the things that show you're actually eating the real stuff, but they're really disgusting.
Unless some company sells huge packets of dehydrated arteries to add to the food to make it look real...

 

What I meant was all he meat is finely ground in the whole thing, then there was that in the middle of it all. I could deal with the small stringy veins but that was nasty. Of cores it not much worse than when you make a nice bowl of cereal and after eating about half the bowl you take a spoon full and a beetle floats to the surface.

 

Of course we don't care... And anyway, I don't know about other countries, but down here it's much more expensive to eat healthy food, let alone being a vegetarian, so put in that way, I love green, hairy sausages and arterish corn beef (luckily we don't get that here).
BTW, have you noticed that some products say (again in small print) "It may contain traces of peanut / egg / whatever" and when you read the ingredients there's nothing even closely related to those things?

 

Poor Terry Pratchett... Overtaken by JK Rowling in that way...

 

Yeah, I meant popularity...

(Tho I'm still analysing JKR's narrative style... She's got some interesting things...)