Fucking social welfare system!!!

I grew up on a dairy farm.

 

No, but Mormon's're the best in bed. I wanna marry one just for the honeymoon night.

 

I shoulda married a Jew, cause I am broke ass sonofabitch!

 

Got Milk?

yummy...

so u cosider ur sister a lactating bovine? cool, interesting opionion...

i personally think my sis is a bitch, but then again u cant milk dogs, now yaks...yumm...

yak butter...yak cheese...yak milk...yak semen...yak steak...yak casarol...yak loaf...dead raw yak...the combinations are endless...

 

where's jar when you need him? somebody ban this idiot.

 

Ok, so here, ladies and gentleman, we've what you would call a joke-slayer. This child has successfully taken a semi-decent, mildly amusing and slightly perverse joke, and killed it. But we'ren't talking like a shot to the head kind of death, this is like the shot in each knee, severe raping in every orifice (including ones created by the bullets), shot in the hands, another dose of orifice rape, and then finally a shot in the stomach, meaning that there's plenty of time for another round of orifice abuse before pure and true death for the joke. Congratulations on a pitiful attempt to make a half-ass joke better. Dick.

I did this because I felt like it... besides... yak casarol? wtf. That's just too damn dumb.

 

sori guys. Jeez, you really are hard on ppl you haven't gotten to know yet.
Just thought I'd make up something funny, you know, spur of the moment thing....coz im new and would like to get to know u guys better.

well it does seem to be working but to a negative effect...

pitty, i really like this site... you guys sound cool...

if u guys dont want me here just ask me to leave...that way i know where i stand...

i really am a nice person if u get to know me...

Just remember, you guys started off new here as well. maybe u knew someone here already or what ever. but im just trying to fit in a bit.

sori again. No hard feelings?

 

Just keep on trying, I get the same feeling from reading your post and reading my first posts here so youo'll fit in here soon I think.

 

didn't you read the sign, kid? don't feed the regulars. we'll rip your fucking testicles off.


not that we're not mean for the sure bliss of it, but try not to make yourself a target.

 

I'll try...


Thanks

 

mal...dont get ur panties in a wad. we all been through it before. Some of us really had it hard, and most of us just feel as though it is our duty to pass it on. and like rosie said

she aint shitting you. most of us will tell you to fuck off and we dont hesitate to call your bullshit. just tread lightly fer a while and stay under the radar until the cynicism sinks in.

 

It's like injecting a large needle up your ass. You can prepare for it, and wait for it, but you never will know when to expect the pinch that's followed by a great amount of relief.

 

Then there’s me not really a member of the family, but I shove my ass in and fart every once and a wile.

Hence I make a stink then leave.

It’s jus fun.

Some times I even say something worth wile.

 

Bad spelling and grammer notwithstanding.