There's no pleasing some women

So you go see a Roman Church Prince,

-Hello, I like plaing than D&D to wacth than womin bodsy.

-Did you know playing D&D doesn't summon Satan to into this world!!!

And then you either answear:

-By than wuy, than many dicks deos than hvae?

-Two, he can't fill all three sexual places!

Or, wich would explain you becoming a muslum, he continues:

-Did you know he's got only two dicks? That means he can't fill all three sexual places!

 

There are follower of Satan in Italy and the Roman Church and police worked closeing together to combat, I than talking about scafice human being on than alter to Satan than an case like this Satan can show up. How many D&D player actural rape than virgin and scafice her. Some Church offical like to play D&D as it is afun game.

The Roman Church got invoke as than over zeal DA was bring up in court that playing D&D was satan workshiping which the he said to the judge was phoney. He even said Satan name afew time in court an Satan didnot show up.

 

Chuck wrote:

I may be mistaken here, but I have never heard of this one. I now that at one time there were Roman princes, but they were heirs of the empire. And what the fuck is a 'church prince' ?? I have never learned of any such thing in all my teachings. I am not a strict, devout Christian; but I do not think such a thing exists...........OH thats right!! Charles is the one talking about this(thus making sense to him and only him)

 

They pick the new pope and they are called Prince of the Church and they wear red hat.

 

Correct. But in the middle age there was aperoid of time of about 2 hundred year where they have more than one Pope at atime. It start when one of the Holy Roman Empire Empour sent than Army to Rome to despore than Pope he didnot like. The Pope fled to Southern Italy control by Noman French. The HRE name they own man as pope. Back then Bishop, Archbishop,Cardinal and Primate met than electic than new Pope.. Back then than Cardinal was nothing more than a Bishop or Archbishop with a fancyer tittle butt with no addition power. Than Primate out rank than Cardinal as he was the top Bishop of than whole kingdon with the power to Crown Kings, than Archbishop can do this it no Primate was around, or two Bishop also. The Primate have the power to place a entire kingdon under than Interdict( the entire Kingdom is EXCOMMUNICATE. This get more interesting as they both travel thoughtout Europe seeking support for they claim of being the one true Pope. Neither one got enough support to be the one true Pope. Some religious scholar who where not of Bishop or highter rank didnot like this at all so they held they own election than electic than other Pope who was not than Bishop or highter. Bach then anyone was allow to be electic Pope, serf, freeman, craftman,nobleman,monks. Some of the electic Pope where married man.
To get back to the story than other meeting of religious scholar met in another city than yet name than other man Pope.. This state of affair didnot end untril late 1400 when they change the rule on election than new Pope.

 

Donot bother to look at the list of Popes as the Church retoactive remore some of the name by saying they wherenot really Pope. You will see for aperoid of time two Pope list one under the French King protecting and the other in Italy under HRE protection.

 

Well sure, what would you rather confess to having in your hand's?.... Satan's penises?... Morrowind?... Satan's penises?... Morrowind?... tough choice.

 

And than SECOND DEPARTMENT was very active in the middle ages registering all the popes just for you?

 

AND YUOR LONG HISTRY LESSNO SLTILL DIDNOT EXPLAIN WYH YUO CALLED THEM PRINCES...

 

What does the Great Schism have to do with anything!? What matters is that they're called cardinals not princes. Plus, the Pope fled to Avignon, France not Southern Italy during the Schism, and....Bah, why am I trying?

 

Once again you managed to explain ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL!! I was able to make out some of what you wrote(it was rather painful to read though) and it was a rather interesting history lesson. But quit making shit up you dumb fuck! Make sure you actually research this shit before you post it, because I am quite certain that most of the rest of us here have a better historical knowledge(if not-combined we do) than you think you do.

F.Y.I. Chuck - your little history lesson/story, although interesting, was not entirely acurate and missed some things...in short: it was biased to suit your p.o.v.

 

The Pope first fled to Southern Italy where Norman French Knights gave him protection and then he travel to Southern French under they protection. The French King sent than army to Italy to get rid of the other pope it didnot success so it was than stand off. Carridinal was just than fancy add on to than Bishop or Archpishop with no special power or duty.

It cover than period of 400 year, there where time they agree on one Pope.