I Am Leaving Forever

And before you send me stuff telling me I won't be missed, I suck for talking about dogs or ASCII, my threads are stupid, my mother smelt of elderberries, blah blah blah etc, I would like to say my final goodbyes.
Goodbye!
Patrick
I know I won't be missed

 

Goodbye!
Take care!
Give us a call once you feel better!

 

Did anyone actually say his mother smelt of elderberries?
Goodbye, then. I hope you return and try to understand us better.

 

If I didn't know better, I'd say you had a heart.

 

Well, another newb successfully driven off... We just keep getting close and closer to making this forum nothing but a group of cynical moderators and the few members old enough to not be hated by them... :yep:

 

Shut the fuck up, Matt. If I had my way you would have been gone before you had the chance to create T_H.

WOW. I leave for three days and Pat goes from normal to angsty. Hmmm....

 

Well, Settler, I am a bit angsty because I got nerfed for liking dogs & discussing ASCII. Also, I started a idea to make topics whose sole purpose is to get into the Vault against the TOS. I guess I will give it another chance. It is really confusing how some people say my threads are stupid & pointless, yet others say that they WANT more perverse humour in my other threads. You can't win

 

Does anyone else see the contradiction within these two posts? Oh, and Settler, I keep coming back because I need to find a new forum to set up in, and use as a main one... but CI has slowed down because AA isn't really doing anything with the forum, he's leaving it to the hands of Matah, which is about as smart as trying to get a blowjob from a bear by spreading honey on your face.

 

IN other news, he is not the only one leaving.
Thats right, i'm going of in two days to join the evervictorius norwegian army in their fight against the ... you know... enemies.
I'll be back at christmas, and maybe i will pop in from time to time so that i can laugh of you pittifull people. (before i go back to ironing my socks, and folding them into perfect sqares)

 

ah, Qili, maybe you and Fish could share ironing tips

good luck and god speed.

 

I decided to check what it says, out of curiousity, and here it is:

There you go DU, now you know what it says.

 

The last part of the post says AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE. I AM FULLY AGAINST SPAM. Please, read the WHOLE post.

 

That's like Michael Jackson saying he's against pedophelia, you can't be against something if you're doing it.

The fact is that if the majority of the board is saying you're spamming, you either are and need to stop, or we'll all just delusional old codgers who would ban you anyway for not conforming. Either way, you must be assimilated or face the consequences.

 

Looks like a cute camp does it not?

Ohh and a picture of the people i will be serving with:

 

The girl on the left has a face that looks kinda funny to me... :\ But yea, sign me up for the Norweign Army!

 

Because, as we all know so well, military gals just can't resist your charms...

 

you mean military guys can't resist his charms... it's his cute little tuccus that does it...

 

I'll take'em both! It'll be a big Norse Infranty Orgy!