36-14

That's right Jar Jar, 36-14. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about (and the odd's are you don't), then I'll leave it up to Jar Jar to explain it... ahh fuck it, this is to good to pass up. Tonight was the third and series deciding match in the state of origin (rugby league), and NSW gave Queensland an absolute flogging. So the only thing left for me to say is... yippee!.

 

BURN IN HELL, MEATHEAD!













Ahem.

 

If humanity was a game, then that leaves stupidity in the lead with five thousand points, and intelligence in the dust with three.

 

I hate it when people talk about humans like, oh our society hasn't really gotten far, blah blah blah, we're so ignorant blah blah blah when we have nothing to compare to.

 

wow, i actually agree with what Wolf said. somebody hit me.

 

Would you be happier believing that I ripped off somewhere and use it in my attempts to get girls' numbers? Not that it's true...

 

What can I say, other than Queensland lost because we didn't manage to turn our half-chances into points. Oh, and NSW were dirty fucking cheaters. Minichello should have been sin binned for at least 10 minutes, if not the rest of the game, for tackling Sing around the neck WITHOUT THE BALL just when he's about to score. That's not mentioning the near spear tackle on Billy Slater which NSW were rewarded for, instead of getting two players on report. Then there was Ben Kennedy taking out Wesser, but luckily the video ref got that one right.

 

I didn't say society was fucked; I just said that the average citizen is.

 

Yeah, I hear what you're saying Jar Jar, It's not like the good ole day's when Gommersol used to be the ref and it was Queensland getting away with murder.

 

If you think about it, Xento is quite correct. Allow me to use a therefore statement to prove it.

Average Citizen = Fucked.
Fucked = Bad Word for Sex.
Sex = the act of procreating/the act of fucking.
Average Citizen Has Family.
Therefore, the Average Citizen = fucked.

I concur, do you concur?

 

No. You start right away with the statement "Average Citizen is fucked". If you wrote it in a math test, I'd give you zero. You cannot give the result first.

 

I was proving what he said was true. I took his statement, that the average citizen was fucked, and proved it. Understand? oh, and if you're ever my math teacher, I'll make Columbine look like a paper cut.

 

Come on, guys. At least stay on topic for half a page.

Jar was right. That Minichello tackle was fucked up. I swear they make the refs check their canes and German Sheperd seeing-eye dogs at the front gate.

 

Yeah, you hear that nobodie? Retard's on MY side. No more cookie love for you, big boy.

 

Rugby is that not the game where a lot of sweat people run and press their bodies against each other trying to get their hands to a greasy ball?

 

Yep. Crazy fuckers. Ah well, each to their own :roll:...

I've got to agree with Wolf, herr. It pisses me off when people think they're somehow all sagely because they say that humanity isn't all that great. Grrr....

 

True, but at the same time it annoys the hell out of me when people act like we know everything, so we can act like whatever dumb fucks we feel like.

 

Actually, I have no idea what I said. I ..... I just wanted to argue. :-( I've actually never watched a badminton championship.

Oh, and never fear, mrnobodie has loads of cookie love cumming his way.

 

Trust me; I'm drooling rivers.

 

And you have a wife.