Damn I'm pretty

Sigurd, you're so spiteful it's funny. Eeryone's complimenting Nobie for his eyes, I say they shouldn't be, and out of all the people partaking in the discussion you choose me? You're a retard.

 

Nobie?....

 

I noticed that mistake, but decided to leave it in because it looked funny...

 

I actually very seldom sit on a sofa. Usually a rolling chair. Unfortunately, that's often for five hours at work as collector of debts for the MCI phone company. I hate sitting on my ass for a protracted period of time. The job is so boring, I sometimes think that time actually passes more slowly in that building. Luckily, I only have a few days left there, and then it's back to carpentry with my dad. Physical work is the only thing I can do for a long period of time. Like this week every morning until I leave for my job (5-10) I've been hacking through brush and chopping down trees to blaze a trail for my dad and brother to string barbed wire to close in a new pasture for our horses. Time flew, and it's good excersise to boot.

Yeah, it definitely doesn't apply to me.

 

While I'm not opposed to physical exertion, and quite enjoy it from time to time, I would rather sit on my ass for a few hours doing nothing rather than doing some heavy duty gardening. I will happily play sport (and not on a console either) all day long, but ask me to walk to the shops to buy milk and I'll hop in a car and drive.

 

Holy shit Nbrosz!, that would have to be the funniest thing you've done on this forum. God damn that is fucking hilarious!. I must say I'm impressed, I didn't know you had it in you. Good show old chap, good show indeed.

 

I'm just worried that he used the word green after shit.

 

I think it's Hep C that causes eye discolouration, but that's based on five seconds of thinking "Hep B or C? C's the really deadly one, so I'll go with that".

 

Possibly, but one of the symptoms of Hep B is "Jaundice" which is yelowish skin or eyeballs.
http://www.laglc.org/std/STD02.8.htm

 

F is probably peanutbutter that has been spilled when Nobodie went to talk with the neigbhours dog.

 

Oh, I thought it was a dried-up cumsplat.

 

God what a weird thread. First Nobodie goes crazy and sheds his protective shell of anonymity (thanks to image enhancement techniques developed in California­¹ they can now get your retina pattern from photos of your eyes) then NBroz flips his lid and pulls a Milo-esque joke with actual humour content. What the heck happened since my last visit?
































¹In Hollywood

 

Heh, what can I say about our little boy Nbrosz?... It would appear that without the likes of resonsible and mature persons like yourself to show him the way to a healthy and productive life... he's slowly been corupted by the likes myself and Milho, not to mention good old unca' Retard putting in a helping handjob here and there.

 

Nbrosz/xento is now Little Retard. Completely and utterly. It's a little scary, considering how...normal...he used to be.

 

I dunno, I still get a little 'wannabe' vibe from him on occasion.

 

If humor was art, you could call me Picasso.

 

As in your humour is retarded yet everyone likes it. (Not an attack, that's just how I see Picasso)

 

No, I'd call you a street artist. Not good enough to do it professionally, but maybe able to eke out a little extra pocket money from suckers on the street.