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Anyone tried to use a blender instead of a grinder?

 

Naw! Best quality is cold press, no heat decomposion of the oil. Though wringing in cloth, sound a good alteriterntive, if you don't have the equipment.

 

Steamrollers would be effective, but then you have to set up a proper collection device. You can't let perfectly good baby oil go to waste. You'd also lose a fair bit of oil to the roller itself I'd say.

 

the biggest problem with wringing is it's hard on your hands... carpal tunnel anyone? fully automated is always better.

 

Well, why not have a grating? Run over said baby grease will squeeze out and after a few levels of drainage you got all of it. But I prefer to fractionally distill the grease and that way it is 100% pure baby oil

 

but with grating you still have a big chance for waste. ever grated cheese? a bunch of it sticks to the grater. the baby would do the same thing, and then you'd have all these fleshy chunks to clean up and regrate. too time-consuming.

 

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Sea Dog, the problem with fractional distillation is that the babies tend to char...sure, it's alright for getting the fat, but you're missing most of the Good Bits. Send 'em through a few grinders, but make sure the last one's extra fine, if you want the real, high-quality product.

 

rosie, carpal tunnel is a myth and you know it! So are RSI, ADHD, possibly ADD, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

I suppose another method for getting baby oil would be to stab it a few hundred times with a needle, and let it leak out, but you also have to collect the blood. A fairly effortless technique, for a fairly crap reward. The lesson? More effort equals more (and higher quality) baby oil. As many have pointed out, wringing is not for the weak of heart or mind.

 

i suppose you could just skin it and then peel off the fat...

 

Bake the tender ass in the oven, with sliced onions placed on top. Pre-heat to 400º, bake for 1 hour. Serve with a chilled red wine.

 

You know, there's no reason why you can't extract the oil AND do all of that...start cruising around town wearing your 100% baby leather jacket, eating your baby nuggets, bone key ring and all greased up with their oil as well.

 

Other than being mistaken for a "Wog" :lol:

ps. for nonaustralians being called a "wog" these day is equalivant to being called a "Bastard" it's cutural thing

 

Man, in Brisbane, being called a wog still means you look Greek.

 

There is a difference?

 

I personally like the Wooden-Cask method... you take a wooden cask, place it in a room with a metal or linolium floor, and fill the cask with babies, place a lmetal lid on the cask, and then have a large, fat person stand on the lid, pressing the babies into flat objects, perfect to be made into baby coats, or hats... or, you could always go with the traditional method, and just skull-fuck the baby.

 

Jar's gonna kick your ass for grave-digging... bad Matt, bad!!!