Shrek 2

I'm pretty sure most of the forum already knew that, but thanks Sea Dog.

 

Am I the only one who's noticed the discrepancy?

 

I just needed an excuse to spread my love/mild distaste for all of you.

 

i'm just curious who Robert is, and why i should feel his love.

 

Or why Robert should be mistaken for me, for goodness sake.

 

i could never mistake Robert's love for your love, retard. your love is much more squishy.

 

Like my stomach. It's just one big lovable doghnut.

 

Sea Dog is said Robert, known in some parts as Captain Stupanity.

Methinks Matt has Retard on the brain. Be afraid.

 

Stupanity is one of my finer words. Substitute it for humanity in the phrase "Oh the humanity"

I'm Robert and you should feel my love because theres nothing else like it in the world

 

What about the love of a love depreaved 14 year old who has never had a girlfrind?

 

That's so sad it made me cry. I almost feel for you

 

But you don't do you? DO YOU!!!!!! NOBODY CARES! *slits wrists*

 

Uh, you're only 14. It's not the end of the world. Shit, I didn't have a girlfriend all through high school...but then again, it was an all male boarding school, and I lived overseas where I knew no one, so I'd say my chances were limited (and pretty much everyone else who was a boarder was in a similar situation). So don't sweat it.

 

Think thats rough! Try living where the nearest drive-in has parking for aircraft! :-o I'm not joking.

 

15 and a half. I win :-( .Well, I suppose there's Jar...but in four years, hey...*bursts into tears*

Anyway, Chunky, aren't you 19?

 

You're all quite sad.
Sad NERDS that is!

 

Thanks for that original, cutting and witty remark.

Oh, and guess who shares an IP address with this fellow?

 

I'll guess Sea Dog. It's a very Robert thing to say. Then again, he wouldn't try to hide it. Hmmm...

*picks up pipe and monocle*

*goes blind and chokes*

 

What made you think that I was 19 BTW?

 

Bah I had a girlfriend by prep. God, I miss kiss chasey.

Jar, you've got a mighty fine excuse there however, Chunky and Settler both have none.