Is your son a hacker?

This is really funny.

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

 

Aye. :lol:

Oh, I didn't know that I am a hacker by having Flash on my computer... :roll:

Oh, I must be a hacker because I want a larger hard drive. *sigh* I am SUCH a bad person! :roll:

 

Yes, yes it was funny...two years ago when it was first published.

 

Haha... I just got linux today.

 

Hey man, red blooded patriots dont use linux...

Friggin commie...

Anyway, Jar I had never seen this article before, my friend had, but still, its very funny, and I'm glad wolf gave me a chance to see the site.

 

Is this guy serious?
Some people should be crucified.

 

Sleek:
http://www.ubergeek.tv/switchlinux/

 

And up till now, I thought that Quake was just an old, boring game.

 

If your child is wearing glowsticks and pacifiers, it means he's dropping alot of acid and hanging out at raves.

Maybe Bin-Laden is using Quake to train future terrorist, but definitely not hackers. Hackers get all thier training from playing Shadow Run and watching Johnny Menonix.

 

Pacifiers are more commonly carried by people rolling on e than those tripping on acid. Glowsticks are cool regardless of what you're on.

 

I'm a parent and that guy is pathetically out of touch with reality. I guess the article is funny, in a warped, twisted sort of way, but I sure hope other parents aren't taking that garbage as truth. I've heard too many younger people talk about how out of touch their parents are with computers and it bothers me to think that they might believe that crap. Oh, well, if any of you have that problem refer them to me and I'll try to set them straight. lol

 

Your words cut me deep.

I have a feeling that article isn't meant to be serious.

 

Yea, I sent it to my dad and my scoutmaster, as I know they'll get a laugh out of it. I haven't seen it before Wolf, good work on finding it. Jar, you should be nice to the kid, you may have seen it before, but many of us haven't, and it's better than his spamming isn't it?

 

Shouldn't they have kicked you out of the scouts now for being gay? Oh, I'm sorry, bisexual. Like there's a difference. I hear they don't like boys who like boys in the scouts.

Shoulda coulda woulda. Or maybe I'll just be me, and you can stop telling me to how to live my life.

 

Hot damn, Jarinor, you are SUCH a fucking bastard.

Maybe you should stop telling other people how to live theirs.

 

I would argue with you if I thought there was a chance of changing your mind.

 

If that guy is/was truly serious then:
1. he has no true understanding of his blatherings
2. he could not be further from the truth and reality for most of it
3. his criteria would make everyone of us hackers (or damn near)
4. I didnt know that Bonzi Buddy (annoyingly stupid purple gorilla) was used by hackers
5. he must some ultra-conservative, uptight, holier-than-thou christian with no real idea of what he was talking about
6. I could hardly read more than a sentence at a time because I was laughing so hard

that was a good laugh :lol:

 

You should just say something bad about Australia to piss jarinor off. Hell knows he nearly cried when I mentioned Mad Maxx.

 

But why throw around untrue insults when you can hit just as hard with true ones.

 

I didn't nearly cry, I just got really fucking pissed off.

I'd like to see what truths you can come up with that are going to insult me and make me shut my mouth.

Why, because I made a joke? Did none of you hear about the Boy Scout who was kicked out for being gay, despite being an exemplary scout in all other areas? My comments were a reference to that. As for the bisexuality=gay thing, that, again, was A JOKE. Fucking hell you have no sense of humour xento.

1. Shut the fuck up. It's none of your business.

2. Where did I tell him to stop being gay/bisexual? I think he's got some issues with the whole bisexual pride thing, but I haven't told him at any point to stop being a gay and start being straight.

3. I think Matt can get angry at me on his own behalf.

You are another person who doesn't understand the concept of a joke Demosthenes. Do people suddenly see me as some sort of rigid conservative who is anti-abortion and hate gays, niggers and jews now? If you do, you couldn't be more wrong.