Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rosenshyne, Sep 30, 2006.
Stick Magnetic Ribbons on Your SUV
I don't have an SUV. I'll put the sticker on my sedan instead.
I'll put it on my... Pony?
Don't lie, Wolfsbane. We all know you have a magnetic ass.
You know, that figures... during yesterday's spanking I did remark that he had cheeks of steel... seems I was more in the right than I thought.
Well, I was implying that his donkey was magnetic...but I did indeed learn something just now.
Ok, you got me. My ass is indeed magnetic. It was a sad accident three years ago, and I don't want to talk about it.
Don't worry - spiked dildos tell no secrets. It's those damn rectal implant surgeons that you have to worry about.
Well, apart from your sick ideas of spiked dildos and boys' penises, you can be quite charming. Sometimes.
So why don't you go try and be just a hint more nice, ok? Because I'm just about fed up with your bullshit.
You could put it on your tractor, Wolfsbane... The ponys might not like it.
Unfortunetly, it's already stuck 'pon my ass.
What about removing it?
Impossible. Once something gets stuck to my magnetic ass, there's no return.
Dammit. Then I'll never get my beloved fork back. How the hell am I supposed to contiune this cursed journey called life now, when my fork is gone forever? (Some random epic music, maybe a little bit weeping...)
Well for revenge you could point a more powerful magent of the same polarity at him.
Well screw you mister smartass! He's probably going to do it, just because you mentioned it...
That's what you get for forking Wolfsbane in the ass.
As for the magnet bit, we can sandwich him between two identical fields of polarity, and shake him a bit to induce an electrical current. I'm not sure why, but I think I'd enjoy it.
Hey... whatever happened to Wolf? Anyone heard from him? Oh, and I say we use his ass as the power-source for a tesla coil.
Wolf showed up at the CC back in arouind Jan and posted once. But aside from that its been a while since I've heard from him.
I do have an email address for him somewhere but I'm no longer sure exactly where. Xz would have it to I guess.
Well, he has been sick for a while. Not that long thought. Guess there's a lot of homework...or maybe not.
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