My army

Well, that salt-thing pissed my boss of when he found out that I poured salt in the ho's wound, but damn, it was so worth it.

 

I WOULD SKEWER THAT ARMY OF WHOEVER IT IS, FOR EVEN THEM ARE NO MATCH FOR SIR GARRICK STOUT, MEELEE MASTER!!!!! Even though it looks like that after having that i will have to gointo a lobotomia operation BUT!!!!

SKEWERFEST!!!!!

*Charges into battle yelling obscene words*

 

IP check, please.

 

Heh, he seems mostly like a new guy, don't worry. (He's not posting from an IP used by another member.)

 

Glad to hear it!

 

Don´t be glad that means that youcan expect a whole new set of looniness from this one master meelee.

It´s not BETTER, it´s just DIFFERENT.

 

Well then, as you're a "Melee Master", this untrained amateur should be the last person to have to remind you of the value of self-control.

 

You got a point there, but in truth everybody knows that meelee is only about just hacking living things away, all of those "discipline" and honor and stuff are concepts that we meelee users apply so people don´t think that we are a only a bunch of bloodthirsty-sword-slingers madmen.

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I guess i shouldn´t have said that.

 

But you are the master! Therefore, admiration comes before apprehension.

 

Quite right, but you know, mommas around the wouldn´t let their kids be trained into our beloved discipline if they knew that their little ones are going to become berserking-deathwishin-nacho loving-rapists...

We gotta keep appearances.

 

Nachos? Rape? LOVE?

Looks like someone knows how to spend a Sunday afternoon.

 

There is not much to at cumbria on breaktime, you know.

 

King praetor wouldn´t allow such massacre.

No, the pits is a place for the living one.

 

He would if it meant he would remain king.

 

wich reminds me that I need to start writing that fanfic anytime soon. 8)

 

Since he's already the master of melee, he doesn't need to do the quest. He just needs to kill everyone who attempts it.

 

Another good point, but Sir Garrick Stout geniality surpasses that.

I just pay a guy to stand there pretending he´s me. Of course, I also train him so he becomes master too. It´s quite easy, you just have to look at the guy and say "you are now a master". Works wonders . Anyway, when the living one kills my clone and save druella for me, I only need to wait until he goes for a walk on another dimension or such foolishness, and then pay a visit to chambers at night on roseborough.....

He wears no armor, you know......