Smuel's good morning extravaganza

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  1. ytzk

    ytzk Well-Known Member

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    Ugh. This guy.

    Good morning and good bye.
     
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    Although the Stallone performance holds a place in my heart, Urban flavoured for me.
     
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  3. Smuel

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    Did... did we just find something that Zanza and I agree about?

    My only gripe with Dredd (2012) is that his helmet was too big and his boots were too small. Other than that, my only gripe is that the opening chase sequence looks like they filmed it in a modern-day London suburb, rather than some futuristic dystopia. Other than that, it was one of the best films I've seen in a while.

    Good morning.
     
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    So DE you put the word out to your countrywomen to win the semi-final, and me and Smuel will do our damnest for the UK, and then things will get interesting.

    Sound good? And Good Morning!
     
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  5. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    I thought this year's Eurovision had finished already?

    Anyway, I'm kind of disappointed that ytzk didn't come back with "London suburbs are already a dystopia lol".

    Good morning.
     
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    I like my hex bar.

    Good morning.
     
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    I watched Midsommar yesterday. I think it's finally offered some sort of explanation for DE.

    Good summer solstice, whenever that was/is.
     
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    Dark Elf, Jul 5, 2019
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    I felt loads of secondary cringe from watching the trailer, so... yeah, it probably explains me pretty well.

    Good morning, and glad midsommar (which was June 21).
     
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  9. Smuel

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    Huh, they missed a trick, they could have called it Midsommar Morden.

    Good morning.
     
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    It ain't summer unless Midsomer Murders is on television.

    Good day.
     
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  11. Dark Elf

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    Dark Elf, Jul 7, 2019
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    #2951
    When you eye something, you look at it with your eyes, right?

    Likewise, when you thumb something, you touch it with your thumbs. Hand someone something, you give them something you're holding in your hand. Palm something, hold it in your palm - you get the idea.

    So, imagine the mental image I have of someone cocking their head.

    Good evening.
     
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    He was trying to make us all picture a weird sex act. I guess that makes him...

    <puts on sunglasses>

    ...a dickhead.

    YEEEEAAAAAAAHH!!!!!

    Good morning.
     
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    Right now, someone, somewhere, is fingering his way out of gainful employment.

    Good day.
     
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    I feel like Midsommar Morden should be the TV spin-off. Like the Wickerman, and Midsomer Murders, and a whole lot of hairy Swedes..

    I would pay to watch. If I could I would single-handedly pay to put it into production.

    Good morning.
     
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    Midsommarmorden (one word, because if it's one thing then it's one word, like nordöstersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten).

    Anyway, let's write a script, film it with our phones, edit it and win the Internet.

    Good morning.
     
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    Yeah, don't you silly Brits know what a compound is?

    Good morning.
     
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  17. Smuel

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    It's fallen out of fashion in our version of your language, along with grammatical gender. Don't you know that gender is a construct? Come on guys, get with the program and liberate your nouns from patriarchal oppression!
     
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    Always be an attack helicopter.

    Good day.
     
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    I am now more educated, I think.

    And I mean the lazy man's version would just be to have the Midsomer Murders credits and then change the title, and cleverly super-cut the two together for a few minutes. I'm sure enough horror fans would like it that it would win some small corner of the internet for a day.*

    Even that seems like an inconceivable amount of effort though. Good morning!

    *I will take this moment to say that parody is nothing like a mod, at all, obviously!
     
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    Well, if I accrue enough alcohol and decide to give a damn, I might make something like this and share it on the forum.

    Good evening.
     
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