Yuck! , look at this

spose I better get my gloves and boots......

 

Tel, you might be sick and generally masochistic, but I doubt you would ever get near that woman. The closest I'd ever get to her would be about 90 feet away, in the cockpit of a boom-crane.

 

If at all possible, make sure the crane is upwind.

 

True Gross, but being a overly large, radioactive lizard does not allow people to push you around as much as I get....

 

So, you are moving around radioactive lizards all day long?

 

No Van......you see Gross IS a large radioactive lizard.....

 

Aha, suppose that I didn't read the all the posts :/

 

Nothing too major, Stran. Though, I think that was established before I had 1000 posts.




RARRRG!!!

 

Now Stran, you must bend and surCUM to the sexual prowess of the great radioactive lizard!

 

All hail the mighty radioactive lizard!

 

Bwahahahaha!!
That's still pretty disgusting.

 

Yes, everytime I look at those pictures it makes me think yucky things.

 

While it's not exactly what I was talking about, the original topic was indeed deplorable.

 

You won't be called Van Strain for nothing after secreting a few of them....

 

Actually...that's a testicle in an egg-cup.
The resultant eggs should look more like this;

 

Well imagine that egg with the hair....ewwww.

 

There's no mixing of DNA with me on the job. I just can't lay my own eggs.