Your Pirate Name

I wanted to be boatswain. Stupid test.

 

Can do!

(Pulls a lever, a noose grabs one of Qilikatal’s boots and hangs him ten feat in the air.)

 

Your pirate name is:
Black Roger Cash
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

 

FOOL! It is obvious that you have NEVER been at SEA. You just came upp with the DEFINITION for boatswains mate.
(all spoken in an horribile arrogant english ackent.)

 

Your point?

Arrrg… there be a monster of a dead of a fish on deck, one of ye scallywags kick it off before it stinks up our here fine ship.

 

You know Baal, you really shouldn't put yourself down like that..... let us do it, we're good at it.

 

Your pirate name is:
Black Sam Kidd

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Cool, i'm a non-murderising Pirate

 

A non-murderising Pirate? So you're the stupid buddhist one they use as shark bait?

 

For the sake of argument, I was talking about Qilikatal!!

 

Your pirate name is: Mad Roger Cane

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

 

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My Pirate Name Is: Bloody Harry Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

66%, Boarding Crew. Almost all of my options went with the wenches however, so how the hell did I get stuck in the hooks, and swards category.