Your Pirate Name

Bloody Tom Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

What's Discworld?

 

An awesome series of fantasy books written by Terry Pratchett. Go read 'em. Now.

 

Indeed, Bromeliad rules. (I've only read one book of the Johnny Maxwell ones, and it's quite good too.) It does get sort of overlooked sometimes, though.

 

*katana in hand* Who dared say Master Gaiman's name?!

Oh, it was you, Dark Elf... *hides katana behind her back, goes back to her Sandman*

 

Your pirate name is:
Bloody Harry Rackham :x
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! :thumbup:

 

Do pirates thumbup?

 

No… they BURP…

 

That made me chuckle, and I don't know why...

My Pirate Name =

Raney McChuckles

 

Captain Sam Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr

 

Your pirate name is:
Red Bess Vane
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!



ha!! i got something different from all of you!!! i'm special!!!

 

You sure are, R. We already have three captains and... And what is the rest of us supposed to be?

 

I know this is a bit off topic, but it has to be said. Bunny your sig cracks me up...

Ok, my REAL pirate name is -

Dread Pirate Bonney

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Cool!

 

Heh, thanks I'll leave it for you here...

... and change mine again.

 

Blimey, those pirates do Arrrrr! a lot.

 

And always in parenthesis. Are they ashamed of it?

 

Ventriloquist pirates, perhaps?

 

*A ventriloquist captain has some fun with three crewmembers. (The captain's ventriloquism is green.)*

Sailor 1: Yarr-I want some ale!

Sailor 2: But ye've drank it all!

Sailor 3: (is dozing)

#1: That be a lie! There warr three bottles of ale on deck when I left fer watch and now there be none!

#2: Alright, I drank the ale. But yer ugly! Arrr!

#1: Insult me will ye? Arrr! *Draws cutlass*

#2: I didn't say anythin'!

#3: *waking* But ye said he was ugly! Arrr!

#1: There it be!

#3: But he's right! Ye be an ugly dog!

#1: I hate the both of yeh!

#3: I didn't say that! Arrr!

#1&#2: Yes ye did! Arrr!

Captain: Shut up you lot! Lets go an' plunder! Arrr!

All: ARRRR!!!



I don't think it would have much effect on their way of life.