Your daily dose of weird.

For those of you with bodies in the basement, here's some fresh trophy ideas.

 

Apparently I'm on a roll, lately. Huzzah for StumbleUpon!

 

The jewelry is certainly odd, but at least it's tasteful.

 

I must admit that there is a certain level of tact, which, were it absent, would make these images far more intriguing, if less approachable.

 

I liked the breast necklace.

 

You would.

 

How can you be sure that those aren't asses disguising themselves as breasts? How!?

 

The smell, to be sure!

 

And if the necklace is made from boobs of scatophile Barbies?

 

Then it's a win-win? I don't know what you want from me here, Muro Lightning...

 

The fact that we'll still be confused if we sniff the necklace and discover that it smells like shit. And it surely does, because confusion is what the necklace wants in the first place.

 

It's nice to see that at least one of the many traumatized children in the world puts their self loathing and mutilating tendencies to artistic use.

 

Brings all new meaning to the term body jewelry...

 

I can't believe you used your first post to make a punny. I hope you get carbon-monoxide poisoning when you sleep tonight.

 

I probably will... But enough about sleeping in the garage with the car running.

 

Well you're no fun. Where is that guy with the pretentious first and last name who goes by g00b? That guy cries over anything.

 

oh... sorry.... (starts sobbing maniacally) I need my blankey! Someone on the forums wished me dead! wait... where is g00b? I need someone to point and laugh at.

 

*beats heehaw666 with a frozen tuna*
I'm with fish here.
I help you get on the forum and you start out with a pun?!
Now I have to kill you and replace you with you're brother.