Your arse is mine bitch

Cause I'm back from holiday's mother fuckers, where did I go?... what did I do?.... is that what you to know?.... well too bad cause I went nowhere and I did fucking nothing... and it was fucking great, my two (2) biggest decision's where... do I have another cone?.... and what hand do I use to scratch myself with?. Now if you'll excuse me I have about five (5) weeks of reading to catch up on, which considering the absolute crap you dipshits post in here should only take about twenty (20) mins.


By fuck I missed this place.

 

Hey, I know you!

 

Welcome back.

 

Welcome back, lover.

 

someday i'm coming to australia to rape you, nobodie. and you're going to like it.

 

Shit...when do I get a chance to get raped?

 

I'm sure someone can squeeze you in.

 

Yes, yes I will.

Teeheehee... scratching.

 

No, we just want to know... how many did you do last night? ... did you have something to eat? ... are you wearing warm clothes? ... are you sleeping enough? ... when will mom meet that 'girl' you're dating?

And, please, use condoms. Just keep them away from your granny. You could end like Blinky, who got spanked by his tough granny.

Welcome back.

[Edit=Silly me, I forgot :heart:]

 

Whoa. I haven't seen you in a while, DE. Where've you been?

 

...You know, I could set you up with a girl or two... I know some living like 20-30 from you...

 

Is she fat? Does she have teeth? A moustache? Is she a walrus?

 

Nope... actually, she's a decent looking half-asian.

 

that's too bad. blinky prefers fat, mustached walruses.

 

He sure likes to eat those chicks. Walruses. Whatever.

 

None of you have ever had baked walrus have you? Then you don't even know how good those fanged seals are.

 

Walrus? Nooooo. I have had (genuinely)

* Snake Heart (Whilst in asia, I was so drunk for that trip I don't remember which country)
* Platypus
* Ostrich
* Crocodile

The platypus was yummeh.