you have to read this article

so i enloyed the link in ville's sig so much, i had to encourage everyone to read it. http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/ contains such gems as

Ice Hockey, the Game of Satan

The players of this EVIL SATANIC (AD&D) game become satan worshippers and cultists who practice black magic, ritual sacrifice, homosexuality, bisexuality, transvetitism, voyeurism, semitism, communism, necrophilia, sadism, masochism, domination, marxism, darwinism, child pornography (using internet and anonymous servers), flag burning, fetishism, atheism, agnosticism, buddhism, catholicism, feminism, hare grishna, islam, báhá-í, humanism, babtitsism, calvinism, communism, democracy, mormonism, heresy, orthodoxism, shintoism, other pagan religions, oral sex, bestiality, sex, herbalism, scientology, homeopathy, coprophilia, voyeurism, demonology, necromancy, jewishness, bondage, spiritism, fascism, anal sex, neo-nazism, ritual cannibalism, scatology, occultism, pagan religions, sorcery, sin, arson (especially churches), satanism, witchcraft, shamanism, incest, adultery and sodomy, feminism, also they drink human blood, listen to heavy metal and rock music, promote evolution theory instead of creationism, use hard drugs and try to summon real demons.

i've definitely been playing with the wrong people...

They read violent pornographic comic books (such as Moomin®, Donald Duck®, Far Side®, Calvin & Hobbes®)

It has been scientifically proven that the northern european white race is the smartest race on Earth. We can clearly see that from the accomplishments made by our race; all important technological inventions have originated from us!

We should not mix blood with asian, african, indian, australian and pacific races, which did not originate in Atlantis.

and be sure to check out the list of things good christians should avoid, such as esperanto, babylon 5, the carebears, HTML, and bathing...

 

...I read violent porographic comics!

 

Rosie, you need to look for these things more, they're funny as fuck. There are more of them too, did you read that comic book by Chick? There is a step-by-step parody of it somewhere online too.

On this topic, I need more players, 2 to be precise. Anyone want to play...? There'll be sexual innuendo and possibly a giant walrus...

 

i can't claim credit for this find, the link was in someone else's sig...

a giant walrus, you say? hmmmm...

 

that's priceless...

and completely off-topic, i got smashed on moonshine and tequila last night...

 

I want that walrus! Bad!

 

You'll have to get past Chuck first.

 

I'm somehow inspired to use that in the game.

 

Chuck Norris is a level 20 Texas Ranger. And he has like, maximum charisma points. Watch out for his devastating 'roundhouse kick.'

 

This occured billions of years ago to God, who, being the only non-impervious being in the universe at the time, exploded. This event is commemorated among physicists as the "Big Bang."

 

nice cross-thread reference, quincy!!!

 

Did you know that? A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.