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  1. Mag the Bloody-handed

    Mag the Bloody-handed New Member

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    Hmm give me a few days, I seem to recall reading an article not long ago about a significant increase in polar bears attacking humans. I will have to locate it again, all I have bookmarked is an article on scientists reviving dogs that had been frozen for six hours.
     
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    That's because the people keep fucking trying to move in. We know what you guys did to the mother fucking Indians. I've been in the circus, I aint going back! I AINT FUCKING GOING BACK!
     
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    Mag the Bloody-handed New Member

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    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    *Slaps a gag across Mag's mouth and sits on Blinky's... lap... thing... *

    Well, it all started when we killed Elder Joachim... :)
     
  5. Mag the Bloody-handed

    Mag the Bloody-handed New Member

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    Great story telling ability you have there Xiao, or did you plan to post more? :p

    I was curious to know how it went also, I think I was even the first to ask. I won't double check to make sure, because I feel lazy at the moment ... but I am pretty sure.
     
  6. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Well, like I was saying, we killed off Elder Joachim because he wanted to tell us off - Butcher of Stillwater indeed! And I went to talk to Virgil, and he was... well, snarly and grumpy and rude and GODS help me I was so turned on it was shamefully hilarious. He's just.... Hummuna hummuna hummuna...
     
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    Mag the Bloody-handed New Member

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    Now that you are done with EVIirgiL, try playing through with an intelligence score of four or less. It's very amusing also.
     
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    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    I did that! Her name was Ashvinau, I did her with the Feral Child template. Funny funny funny funny! Stupid characters rule.
     
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    Mag the Bloody-handed New Member

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    I played a half-ogre, I laughed for almost the entire length of the game.

    I enjoyed such classic conversation options as, " Auuuugh. ". Not to mention Virgil calling you an idiot at the start of the game.
     
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    That man tolerates more B.S. than anyone else in the universe, doesn't he? :)
     
  11. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I don't know with you, but my favourite conversation as a big dim ogre was the one with Gilbert Bates. As if speaking very loudly would somehow make things easier to understand.
     
  12. Xiao_Caity

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    Classic! One of these days I'm going to novelize the game, from Virgil's point of veiw, with Ash the Feral Kid. That could be funny as!

    *Has just finished the game with EVirgil*

    What's this? Nothing to say to/about Kerghan? SUCK!
     
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    I should play evil again.

    Kerghan was the biggest let down in the game. Killing a Vorpal Bunny is harder.
     
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    That's because Monty Python and the Holy Grail gives all bunnies a +50 level ajustment which cannot be negated in any way whaile a singal person is aware of it's existence.
     
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    Mag the Bloody-handed New Member

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    It's in the editor, just not in the game. Like the Levered Machine Gun.
     
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    Kerghan is SUCH a pushover. I haven't been this disappointed with a final boss since ripping Shuyin to death in Final Fantasy X-2. The Dark Knight/Dark Knight/White Mage combination was literally unstoppable.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    This makes me think of playing the Sim's, and catching everything in the whole fucking house on fire, and killing my sims... kinda like this.
     
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    Gravedigger has entered the building (BTW who's ever played Monster Truck Madness 2?).
     
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