Yo, I'm a noob. \/m

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Hmm give me a few days, I seem to recall reading an article not long ago about a significant increase in polar bears attacking humans. I will have to locate it again, all I have bookmarked is an article on scientists reviving dogs that had been frozen for six hours.

 

That's because the people keep fucking trying to move in. We know what you guys did to the mother fucking Indians. I've been in the circus, I aint going back! I AINT FUCKING GOING BACK!

 

~Honks the horn on a tricycle~

 

*Slaps a gag across Mag's mouth and sits on Blinky's... lap... thing... *

Well, it all started when we killed Elder Joachim...

 

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Great story telling ability you have there Xiao, or did you plan to post more?

I was curious to know how it went also, I think I was even the first to ask. I won't double check to make sure, because I feel lazy at the moment ... but I am pretty sure.

 

Well, like I was saying, we killed off Elder Joachim because he wanted to tell us off - Butcher of Stillwater indeed! And I went to talk to Virgil, and he was... well, snarly and grumpy and rude and GODS help me I was so turned on it was shamefully hilarious. He's just.... Hummuna hummuna hummuna...

 

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Now that you are done with EVIirgiL, try playing through with an intelligence score of four or less. It's very amusing also.

 

I did that! Her name was Ashvinau, I did her with the Feral Child template. Funny funny funny funny! Stupid characters rule.

 

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I played a half-ogre, I laughed for almost the entire length of the game.

I enjoyed such classic conversation options as, " Auuuugh. ". Not to mention Virgil calling you an idiot at the start of the game.

 

That man tolerates more B.S. than anyone else in the universe, doesn't he?

 

Classic! One of these days I'm going to novelize the game, from Virgil's point of veiw, with Ash the Feral Kid. That could be funny as!

*Has just finished the game with EVirgil*

What's this? Nothing to say to/about Kerghan? SUCK!

 

I should play evil again.

Kerghan was the biggest let down in the game. Killing a Vorpal Bunny is harder.

 

That's because Monty Python and the Holy Grail gives all bunnies a +50 level ajustment which cannot be negated in any way whaile a singal person is aware of it's existence.

 

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Seek out the schematic for the holy hand grenade of antioch.

 

It's in the editor, just not in the game. Like the Levered Machine Gun.

 

Kerghan is SUCH a pushover. I haven't been this disappointed with a final boss since ripping Shuyin to death in Final Fantasy X-2. The Dark Knight/Dark Knight/White Mage combination was literally unstoppable.

 

This makes me think of playing the Sim's, and catching everything in the whole fucking house on fire, and killing my sims... kinda like this.

 

Gravedigger has entered the building (BTW who's ever played Monster Truck Madness 2?).