Xbox Live Trash-Talk Gets Serious

I thought this article was worth sharing. In case you're too lazy to read 3 paragraphs, someone on xbox live was feeling butthurt and so threatened to hack the object of his ire's details and call the swat on him. Unlike most idle threats made on xbox live, he made good on it and sure enough the swat showed up at the guy's house! Awkwardness ensued.

I guess I never normally trash-talk when I go on xbox live anyway - which is a rare occurence in itself - but now I certainly won't.

 

I was butthurt once. Then I came.

 

A penis dripping with gonorrhea doesn't count.

 

Actually, it would count twice.

 

The case of the clap I imagine Smuel having is so severe his balls are swollen, which means I can only count it twice if I take into account the discharge and the discharge I inferred was directly related to the person who made him butthurt.

Can someone tell me how to shut off my imagination?

 

You're welcome.

 

My discharge has discharge!