Wow...

Why did you assume that I'd do anything different?

 

Unless, of course, the second head had no brain and was merely controlled via the central nervous system.

 

You know.... This is good setup for a really bad joke, but I'll be nice.

 

What, like chopping off his "head" to spite his nuts?

 

My brain's still intact, and so are my balls, thank you very much. I've only got one less head now, to blend into society better. Ninjas are supposed to be sneaky, right? So how sneaky are two heads in comparison to one?

And people have stopped staring, which is nice.

 

And this is less pathetic than flaming... how?

 

Whatever, Vyenna dear, whatever.

 

I just got food poisoning from my favorite brand of salmon-steaks...I'm sad now.

 

That has just got to suck. If I got food poisoned by some kind of food I loved, I'd be sad, too.

 

It doesn't just suck, it's the shits.

 

But if it's the shit, it's good, right? At least according to that saying...

 

It....would seem you and I have different definitions of shit.

Over on this side of the puddle, something being the shits is not a good thing.

But then again - my slang is a few years out of date.... :/

 

Have you ever visited "istheshit.net"? When you mean that something is "the stuff" or "the real deal", you say " <whatever> is the shit! ".

At least we do that in Sweden

 

Yep - Different definitions. And no, I've never even heard of the site.

 

It's from the creators of PirateBay.