Wow a whole arcanum fan forum

I would. I'd also hang it from the ceiling just out of her reach.

 

SHe would eat the walls, thus making the celling collapse and the cake being in the range of her hands.

 

I could always keep it in a steel box, screwed to the floor and with holes just too small for her hands. Either way, watching her attempts would be amazing. Yet somewhat depressing...

 

So make it be a platinum safe. You say it like it would be any problem.

 

And screwed to the floor.

 

You know what? Just push her over. She's gettin' nowhere that way.

 

What if you have feed her too much, is it possible that she just pop?

Joe: "I just heard an awful loud pop. Wait...where is your wife?"
Husband: " *sigh* You can find her, everywhere in the house."

 

This has to be one of the strangest subject changes I've ever encountered.

 

It has been a while that I saw that movie, so I seem to have forgotten that.

Yes, I can remember that, this is with the man that eats too much in the restaurant, and then finally he pops.

 

The guy's stomach didn't take it, but still, no mtter how absurd wuld it be, it would be funnier if she after eating too much reached a critical mass and exploded. Or better, imploded and subsided like a black hole.

 

You poke fun because you've never cried and eaten together. The experience is sublime.

 

Did you notice the pubic hair?

 

*hurk*
I refuse to go back and look.

You do remember that you're within striking distance, yes?
*grabs frozen tuna and heads out the door*

 

Now, now, Puppy, we save the frozen fish for redeemable bastards. Here, use this. *hands Puppy a guitar* Now remember, you insert the wide end first.

 

No, not my strat! D:

 

Lister, regarding Rimmer's attempt to insert a guitar where no guitar should ever, ever go: "I still say he'd have more success if he'd used the pointy end."

I love Red Dwarf so very, very much. If nothing else, it's filled with fun ways to fuck with people. *conjures a penguin hand puppet and smiles darkly* Mr. Flibble's very cross...