Worst way to die, EVER.

Whilst I was sitting there last night, rubbing myself frantically in a warm mixture of baby oil and a ribbed rubber tube, I was thinking what would happen if my penis just dropped off.
I then pondered my thoughts for a while and thought of the worst way that you would like to die.

Personally for me it would be just like in the movie "Deep Blue" i think it is, where a couple is trapped out in the ocean and slowly become victims of a frenzy of 12 metre sharks underneath, constantly nibbling and playing with them until they are devoured.

Others?

 

Quicksand. Goddamnit I hate quicksand.

 

Edit: Ooops, sorry. Wrong forum :lol:

 

Well, I used to think Poison, but now that I've actually SURVIVED being poisoned (no shit, actually happened), I reckon it'd be Death By Vorpal Bunnies.

 

Being buried alive in a large box. More time to think.

 

Being put inside an unbreakable glass box with a stearin candle. When the flame starts to fail, you know that the time starts to run out. Aply a few people watching you, immovable, from the other side of the glass, and there you have it.

 

Starvation. Having been "starved" (I was not allowed to eat for a week; I had a weird virus that made it impossible to hold food down)
I know that it's a terrible way to die. I mean, the virus almost killed me as it is, but the starvation...so very painful.

 

Bioled alive.

 

I'd go for drowning.

 

Eaten by midgets. Not that the thousands I take out while they're trying to subdue me won't be compensation, but those little teeth hurt after awhile.

 

Shot to death with a BB gun.

 

The "Spanish pony" would by far be the most torturing and agonising way to die.

 

Poodles.

 

Hmm. I would say getting roasted in a tanning booth like those two chicks in Final Destination 3 would be horrible way to go.

Being suffocated might also be bad... Like having your nose and mouth taped over. (read about that in a Stephen King book)

Getting pulled under the floor at the top of an escalator. (saw that in a book also)

 

The best way to "go" for me would be to jump off a building or something and land on a bunch of gothics, amazingly severing their heads off with a chainsaw between their bodies and the ground.

 

I'd say a fairly bad way to go would be bleeding to death due to a hemroid ruptured by a fart.

 

Sweet jesus, how the hell did you come up with that?
... Being hit by a japanese wood-saw in the arse wouldn't perhaps kill you, but it would definetly brake you. Big time.