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  1. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Gentlemen, do not make me bring up waxing to counter your razor shit. Because I can assure you, I can win with two words.
     
  2. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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  3. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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  5. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Waxing is a no-go, NEVAR again...
     
  6. Dark Elf

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    I'd like to go a bit further than that and call it a never-go.

    Besides, the hair growing on my back and shoulders is sexy, isn't it?

    ... isn't it?
     
  7. Vorak

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    It doesn't matter if it isn't.
     
  8. GrimmHatter

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    Regardless, always keep those eyebrows going no matter what. That's whay you might call a "defining feature."
     
  9. Archmage Orintil

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    I wax. What's wrong with a guy waxing?
    So I hate being hairy? Don't judge me! It has it's bonuses. I attract drunk ugly women the same as any guy, except they aren't surprised I'm married and they don't have kids.
     
  10. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    There are a lot of things wrong with a guy waxing, starting with it being wrong for a guy to wax.

    Waxing is like giving birth, its a pain intended for 1 gender alone.
     
  11. Jungle Japes

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    I'm convinced that hairiness is directly proportional to manliness. So shaving or waxing areas that need not be shaved or waxed is essentially self-emasculation.
     
  12. ville-v

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    Here is very manly person:
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    Here is less manly person:
    [​IMG]

    But who gives a fuck about how manly the person is, if women will still prefer the less manly one?
     
  13. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    You do make a good argument, that's for sure.

    So shaving your face is a no go then?
     
  14. Dark Elf

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    You lie! The only reason why gorillas aren't dominating the human dating scene is because Nature endowed them with inch-and-a-half schlongs, making them attractive only to ugly, hairy women who can't get any better. Incidentally, those women also happen to be gorillas, at least most of the time.

    Hirsuteness will always remain a manly trait, but having a schlong bigger than a measly four centimetres just happens to take on a higher priority in Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
     
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    Yup. The beard makes the man.

    (Though it's okay to keep it trimmed.)
     
  16. Xiao_Caity

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    Nicely put, D.E. (Oh sarcasm, if only there was an emote for you.)

    Tom Cruise is not that popular these days. Most women think he's a bastard - the rest of us know that he's a bastard. Now, Daniel Craig on the other hand... *drooooooooooool*
     
  17. Vorak

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    It depends how you shave your face, using a straight razor you honed to a fine shaving edge yourself is more manly than using a plastic disposable.
     
  18. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    How about an electric shaver?
     
  19. Dark Elf

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    If there's no chance at all of drawing blood, it's considered cheating.
     
  20. Philes

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    Well, some electric shavers have a built-in attachment that slips out to trim a beard, so you could technically accidentally flip that up while walking, trip, and land the beard trimmer on your throat as you fell.
     
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