Why...why...why

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  1. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    My grandmother found all my condoms... she told me I should open up a pharmacy... then she called me a whore... she accused me of bending girls over in all different directions and places. I feel sad now...
     
  2. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    ... because you bent your grandmother over and used one of those condoms on her?
     
  3. Peter Quincy

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    ...because you hadn't had the chance to use those condoms?
     
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    mathboy New Member

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    ...because I don't have anyone to use condoms in?
     
  5. Qilikatal

    Qilikatal New Member

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    Because you are a whore and afraid to admit it? Or because your grandmother got such a dirty imgination? Because you do not have enough condoms to actualy open upp a pharmacy? Because this lowers your chances to bend your grandmother over? Because those condoms were glow-in-the-dark? Because those condoms were your precious trophies each and every one a reminder of a girl taht you raped in an backalley somewhere? Because all the condoms were exstra small and they were still to large?
     
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    KNJoe New Member

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    Because they were all labeled 'Ribbed for His Pleasure'
     
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    Bunny New Member

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    :eek:
    Was she lurking or something? Where the heck were those condoms?
     
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    rosenshyne New Member

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    heh, back when fish and i were dating his mom searched his room and found our condoms... she was so pissed off, it was really funny.
     
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    Box of Fox New Member

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    If I found condoms in my grandson's room/den/dungeon I'd be happy the mate wasn't doin' girls straight. Old generation fools.
     
  10. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Tsst.. Too bad, Blinky. I feel sympathic (is it spelled that way? correct me if I'm wrong) today, so I won't write anything evil. Yet.
     
  11. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    My dad requires me to've (at least) a condom on me at all times... simply for fear I'll get someone pregnant... heh, he pays for'em all too... ^_^


    ...not that I'm randomly banging angels, or anything...
     
  12. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Just admit that you are and we'll all forgive you.
     
  13. Bunny

    Bunny New Member

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    (Sympathetic.)

    If you went around banging angels, you'd be Lucifer. And that'd mean you'd be banging your own daughter.

    Boy, you're sick. :p
     
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    Please never mention grandmothers and sex together again. I feel dirty now. I'm going for a shower.
     
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    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Do you feel dirty because that's what you've done?
     
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  18. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    All of you can suck a big, fat, black, non-condomed, ribbed-for-his-pleasure dick. Dirty mouthed fuckers.

    My family lives in my grandmother's home with her. I came home drunk Friday. So she went into my room when I went out Saturday to see if she could find a more substantive reason to bitch at me.

    Lo and behold, she finds my condoms. She also found my bowl, that didn't get as much attention though. That's kind of funny. Oh, and the reason they were piled up is because they were those Lifestyles brand ones, I don't use those. I'ld be far safer and more comfortable to just put your dick into one of those yellow rubber gloves than in one of those flimsy, made-in-china brand condoms.
     
  19. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I use lifestyles... but I do because trojans're too tight for me... I'mn't huge-dicked, I'm just thick enough that I can't get a trojan any further down then my head.
     
  20. Bunny

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    :/ Does it have to be jet black, Blinks?
     
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