Why I'm so great

You know you're curious. Or apathetic. Either way, you have read this sentence, and will read the one that will follow. Here you go again. Predictable.

That's why I'm so great.
I'm lying. You all know that. It's all in good fun, and sometimes spite. Yes.
Why are you all so great?

 

I bet I can [ insert ANY challenge ] better than you.
Hahaha, double entendre.

 

I will not reveal the deep dark secret of my greatness to the likes of you.

 

Because I've never been beaten at Super Smash Bros meele if I've played it seriously. I'm up against the guy who's the 27th best in the world, according to the last World Championship.

 

And what type of training do you do to maintain you are at you peak when in competition?

 

No training at all. I played the game like crazy two years ago, and then I just stopped playing it at home. Don't know why, really.
But it sure is awsomely fun to beat my mates when they've trained a weak straight to beat me, without me even having to concentrate (and no, they don't suck a all. The lot of them can take out three NPC of the highest level when they're teamed together, but I'm just better )

 

Should I be disturbed that I am most like a one-eyed female mutant?

In proper English, when you are going to say "a" before a noun that starts with a vowel, "a" becomes "an", you dolt!

Yes, I do know that "a all" is improper as well. Go away.

 

nbroz, I think it was a misspelling, he replaced the "n" with a " " and accidentally added an extra "L".

 

It was supposed to be "at all", but he made a typo.

Where did you come up with that "L"?

 

One nill to xenon, I did indeed to a typo. Sorry 'bout that.

 

Ding, ding, ding.

You'd better train that left index finger. I recommend putting in an infant's anus and twirling it.

 

I may just be out of the loop, but the last time I did that, instead of helping me with my typing, I was beaten severely by the mother with the child's stroller.
Maybe I just used the wrong baby.

 

Two nill to xenon. Damn, this isn't turning out very well for me, is it?

 

Ah, don't worry about it. There's nothing past xento's eyes.

 

I do have some eye-jelly (vitreous humor) that could be used as lubricant when one skull-fucks me. Just make sure you don't get a contact stuck up your urethra.

 

I don't understand the physical mechanics of skull fucking without a skull.

 

Do you see the hole in his throat? Yeah, it's that bad.