Whom do you love?

I see nothing except an ad for fortune city.

 

Happy now?

 

Now that's truth in advertising.

(Top of the picture reads "heavenly body")

 

Heh, I can see her nipples through her chainmail bikini. That's cool.

 

It is. And it doesn't seem like there was any photoshopping.

 

HAH! I keep telling people those damn bikinis exist, and now I have proof!

I bet that picture would make heads spontaneously explode. Now I wanna try it.

 

Nipple chafing is not a pleasant experience. Just remember to wear a shirt if you ever try surfing.

 

Heh, and definately never where a chainmail shirt while surfing. Nipple castration is even more painful.

 

Heh, we should all really go to Iran some time, see how much our particular style of fun can fuck with their entire society. Might be the downfall of the Ayatollah.

Just remember, if they try to stone us, shotgun beats rock, paper, and scissors.

 

Nipple castration? HOLY SHIT! So much for THAT little Halloween costume.

 

Well, I'm fairly sure running around a party getting hammered while your twin peaks poke through isn't going to get them cut off; you might actually like the metal, some girls think it feels lovely, but going surfing... a lot more tossing around and battering with waves. Hence, a lot easier for a the rings to kind of smush together, which could either give you quite a thrill, or a scar you'll have quite a time explaining to your boyfriend. Depends largely upon the thickness of the chains, as a thick ring would likely just pinch you, and I'm not the one to decide your opinion of that idea.

 

Use cleverly placed bandages or gauze pads.
As painful as nipple castration is, men don't really need nipples. Though, not having them makes you look wierd.

 

True, but sinking might be another disadvantage to water sports in chainmail.

 

Bouyancy is overrated.