Who needs an article?

The guys at the WBC should go and... Grow and multiply. And read this website that shows the Bible as if it was a Martha Stewart book. It teaches you how to plant trees, how babies are born and how to form new habit.

Heck, it also has a section of Physics.

 

OOOooo...theophysics.
It's funny how they twist the meanings of physical laws to say what they want.
"The law of motion is responsible for the movement visible in hte universe, and is why your internal organs work."
And, apparently, there's a law called the law of Habit. By understanding this law, you can quit smoking. Because knowing is half the battle!


G.I. Joe...!!!

Hey! I found an interesting excerpt from their site;

I'm not sure what they meant, but through the magic of imaginative grammar correction;

We must pollute. Sally forth, comrades! We shall defecate in mountain streams, and burn down the world's forests. And maybe plant old CDs and styrofoam in the hopes of noone ever finding it again (and maybe growing music/cooler trees).

 

God. That Swedish princess has nice cans.

 

This is a genuine Microsoft Page and their example of help & support.

(Emptying your bladder or donning incontinence attire before viewing is advised)

http://support.microsoft.com/default.as ... us;q276304

 

This caught my eye;
Date Time Version Size File name
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03/08/2001 06:43p 5.0.2195.3351 331,536 Msgina.dll


Why? Well, I'm not celibate by choice...and I'm odd.

Any way...I'm surprised that people still buy microsoft products! God forbid you ever have that particular problem, or ANY problem, because it seems the least they can do to help is direct you to n number of sites that really only tell you to go back to the top of the page. Or perhaps tell you to lengthen your password to over 18k letters...why not? It'd be nearly impossible to crack...or remember.

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=604

 

What was so horrible about that? They offered support on a VERY odd and limited [It applies only to those logging into MIT, and only those running Windows 2k, which is probably next to nil, now]. What's so horrible about this?

[mind you, I suppose I should also note: my laptop has Vista Ultimate, and I like it]

 

DE, I think that's the funniest article I've read.

Aside from this one:

The history of Valentines Day!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/4253849.stm

:-o :-o :-o :-o :-o

 

I think we had that one.

 

:-? nope don't think we did?

 

indeed. if i had to have one of my nutz ripped off, it would be the right one.

 

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html
Apparently, giving your child a 43 letter name is wrong...when you pronounce it "Albin."