Who needs an article?

Getting On His Wick: Monk Gets Candle Stuck In Penis | Anorak News:

“HE did a very stupid and shameful thing,” says a Romanian “monastry source” to the Daily Sport. The man with the tonsure is speaking of trainee monk Dumitru Ilie who is said to have got “hammered” and spent the night a woman he met at a party. A woman who may or may not have been a nun. In the morning Dumitru awoke full of regret and with candle wedged up his penis. Says the doctor who treated him: “I have no idea how he managed to do that but it looked extremely painful.” Albeit unlit…

How did that happen without waking him up?

 

You're neglecting to mention that he may have done it himself.
It's no less mind-boggling, mind you, but it's possible for it to have been self inflicted. And urethral catheters suck.

 

Couldn't he just have put a rope down the hole, and then poured wax onto it? Then he woke up and removed as much as possible of the candle.

 

You've done that before, haven't you?

 

Ofcourse he have, he is a green naked orc.

 

Does anybody else think that this is getting a little dangerous?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071214/ap_on_sc/japan_fearless_mouse

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I MISSED IT! I live in Pittsburgh, but I was on vacation last halloween :x :cry:

 

I don't know why they bother, Japan had those and still lost the war.

I mean hell, they attacked Pearl Harbor, right?

 

being fearless doesn't mean you don't value your life.

 

I liked the article about nobody knowing how to park. That 'paper' reminds me of the Onion. ^_^

 

But we all know why he want tp coninue his bra research...

 

'Tis the season -

http://badaboo.free.fr/merryxmas.swf

Reprinted from sexxy.org:

Santa Groped by Woman

NewsTimes.com - Update: Police say woman groped Santa: "DANBURY -- A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, according to Danbury Detective Lt. Thomas Michael.

The mall Santa told police that Lamy touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.

"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," Michael said.

Lamy was also charged with breach of peace.

"She must have caused a commotion over there," Michael said"

The only question I have, is was she hot? Because, if she was, why is he bitching? She must have been dog ugly for a mall Santa to complain.

But wait! The groper tells her side!

NewsTimes.com - Woman accused of Santa groping: 'I did not do anything wrong'

"I don't know what's going on. I don't know if he was confused, it was a false report," Sandrama Lamy, 33, said this morning.

"I did not sit on his lap. A woman there said 'Be careful, that's my husband.' I said 'What does that have to do with the picture?'" Lamy said. "That's all I said, and I left."

"A couple of hours later," security officers stopped Lamy, who was still in the mall.

Let this be a lesson to you gropers. Shop faster!

Dammit! Still no pics of the groper.

 

Dammit, I want pics!
I have nothing to say untill I have seen the groper, and the wife, preferably having sweet hot lesbian sex!

 

I like your style my friend. Regardlss I thought Santa was a horny fuck.....and would just grope right back.