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I'm hereby asking the swiss government to recognize the Dignity of Bacteria and Virii, and their rights to live, and furthermore, ban the cruel application of antibiotics, and animal experiments on them.

 

...And I thought the folks at PETA were nuts......

 

...yea, I can't even come up with any smart-assery or stupid remarks to make. You know a statement is impressive when it silences Sir Talk-a-Lot.

 

^^^already said by frigo

 

Wow. I heard before that the Swiss were always neutral. Go hard or go home, I guess.

Does this mean I have to politically declare war on all the vegetables I have for dinner before I cook them in hopes of avoiding the moral ambiguity of my killing them? I mean, it's basically the same thing as the American military's occupation of Iraq, right?

 

I don't think we're cooking them. I don't think they'd taste good. Though they do come pre-spiced.



I apologize to anyone offended by that remark.

 

Isn't those the Israelis, eating grilled palestin babies for breakfast? Or was it the other way around?

Oh well, we may never know, with all that muslim-hugging, Bush-, America- and Israel-bashing "anti-war" "pro-peace" lefty propaganda all over.

 

I'm all for some form of extreme Darwinism (or the Battle Royale Effect depending on how you look at it) at this point. I say legalize murder, legalize cruelty to animals, etc and just let every species have at each other with wreckless abandon to determine who dies and who's fit to live on. No more "rights" for anyone. If you can't defend yourself, you derserve to be passed through the lower bowls of the food chain till you come out the other end as a steamy pile of turd. And if one day we're overrun by a race of mutant, sentient, gun-toting broccoli, then fair play to the plant kingdom.

 

Broccoli could never use a gun. It's common knowledge that it's one of the world's dumbest vegetables, just behind cauliflower.
Now, if it was sentient mutated broccoli with retard strength...yes, we should watch out.

 

in thirty year we will have a newspapers screaming that WoW destroyed a young man career over this.

 

WOW kills people, Wobbler.
People die from playing too much WOW;
They don't eat real food, chug energy drinks, and completely ignore water. After two or three days of this, the body shuts down completely and you're dead in your computer chair.

 

This is some downright freaky looking shit guaranteed to make you think "Screw you Gandalf, I'll just keep the damn ring".

 

A sentiment that's reinforced by that pair of "eyes" on the right.

That picture's so wild it's cool.

 

I gotta say, reading that title had me rather terrified (since I don't know spanish), but that was damn impressive.

 

*evil pirate laugh* har-har, those band-camp myths are true...

http://media.www.campustimes.org/me...yre.Not.Just.For.Practicing.Music-60501.shtml

 

Hey, that dosn't sound so bad. Maybe I should be a musician?