Who needs an anime?

Cool, I just took a blank shot and won
personally I'm more in favor for One Piece and hellsing

 

actually, i like cowboy bebop more than fushigi yuugi, but they serve different purposes. and i keep starting trigun, but fish doesn't want me to watch it without him, and he's always leaving.

 

It's not like I want to keep going back to Iraq and do month long winter and desert training. Plus I'm trying to find that dirt bag Iraqi who got married to me and left to Baghdad. He owes me money.

 

If you lke cowboy beebop, you gotta like Trigun.

And I know about the red nuke button, the president is just too much of a ***** to use it. Maybe he thinks the iraqis are gonna retaliate with, whatever the **** they have there for mass destruction.

 

Dante, you are a complete idiot.

 

THERE ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!

*bangs head against desk repeatedly*

 

Yeah...if they had anything to hit us with, they'dve done it already.

 

... ... ...I wasn't told anything about this....?

 

They had some nice nerve agents they used against Iran, but of course it is impossible to deliver those nerve agents to America from Iraq.

 

They do have spiders the size of an adults hand. I think those would scare America more than any amount of nerve gas. I tried to keep one as a pet, but one of the Marines squashed it. Sorry rosie, but the military ruined your christmas present.

 

As I said, they've got nothing to use against us.

 

bring a hand-sized spider into my house, and you can sleep with the cats.

 

Just lovely. Fish goes through all of the trouble of getting you the spider whilst dogging bullets, caring for it, feeding it and looking after it and you say that

 

Wait wait wait, if the US didn't have any nuclear weapons during WWII, were all the Chuck Norris jokes true?

 

I have yet to see a camel spider bigger than 3 inches long.

What I did see was a giant penis drawn in the sand at the approach end of the runway. Somebody deserves a handshake.

 

That's pretty damn awesome, but I think a big sand vagina would be better.

 

They're hard to find. I didn't see any last deployment. I've been really lucky this time and found two of the creepy bastards. Don't worry rosie, I'll get you the spider you deserve.

 

Asshole.

 

Before the thread derails; I'm watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu).