Who needs a Video Clip?

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Edit: Removed the questionable videos.

 

Edit: Removed the questionable videos.

 

I found this funny, yet also vaguely disturbing:

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That's a real vegan horror. I just had a bowl of chinese vegetable soup and those rolling brains didn't do any good to my stomach. Blew :sick:

Talking dinosaurs with guns against prehistoric zombies (L4D2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guWGryfg ... uWGryfgO0o

 

That first video is the intro to a porno.

I know because I was the photographer.

 

Yeah, I know because I was that blonde girl in pink bikini. Also I work in the porn industry as chief of Quality Assurance department and they pay me a millions just to watch porn all day, everyday.

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Because I never tire of hearing this:

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I like the comments about the guy on the bus in this extended version of a skittles advert that was on semi-recently:

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For an asexual, you certainly seem to appreciate the female body.

 

Yes, I do, Yuki. And I would definitely appreciate your body, because you're such a tiny cutie. I wish you were living near me, so we could meet and I could hug you from behind, like no man ever did before. That would be great.

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This thread took a creepy turn pretty quickly.

 

I just wish I had a rocket cock.

 

[Gimli]

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[/Gimli]

 

I guess that's why you've decided to remove me from Facebook twice now. Meanie.