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  1. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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  2. Jojobobo

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    I don't know what I just watched, but I found it quite amusing! Is that made by the US government or something?

    Anyway, here's some Harry Enfield and Chums:

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  3. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    It's an AFN commercial. The Armed Forces Network can't show regular commercials, so they play propaganda/safety/public service messages during commercial breaks. Chicken Knows Best is the only watchable one on there, the rest are just awful.
     
  4. Shooter

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  5. Grakelin

    Grakelin New Member

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    Here's another hilarious entry similar to Jojobo's. Man, this shit never gets old!

    EDIT: Hahaha, okay, sorry, I apparently chose the version with the lightning bolts. I guess it is pretty funny. Top one is the original.

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    Oh, wait, hold on, all four videos aren't actually fun at all.
     
  6. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Comedy is subjective, but anyway thanks for posting that top clip Grakelin it was a laugh riot! Reminds me of this. Also if you're going to post an additional video as an edit at least alter your put-down so it makes sense. Plenty of people post up videos that aren't superlatively funny and you don't compare their videos to someone getting scolded in the face with hot oil, so what gives?
     
  7. Grakelin

    Grakelin New Member

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    On somebody's request, I made this version:

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    PS: The put-down is that you posted up videos of something traumatic happening to somebody, and there was no punchline anywhere.
     
  8. Jojobobo

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    Right the rape videos! I assumed that you referring to the ones I most recently posted which is why I was so confused. I was thinking the rear ending you went through may have left more mental scars than you were letting on if you found the Harry Enfield video about women drivers "traumatic".

    First of all I was being ironic, I don't genuinely find rape hilarious. I would have thought that was fairly obvious but I guess I must project the air of a rapist. Many comedians make jokes about rape all the time - but I guess they're probably not your sort of comedian.

    Secondly while the subject matter of the videos isn't "hilarious" in and of itself, I find the notion that the government has to make videos like that a bit ludicrous. The video I posted isn't going to prevent a young adult from abusing women, likewise the video you posted of the woman being too haphazard to clean up after herself isn't going to make someone who's naturally lazy more cautious. The idea that a government believes it can have such an effect on its people is completely farcical.

    Lastly I think they're also ridiculous as it portrays teen boys very negatively, which given how effective I believe the videos to be (not at all) is a very bad thing to do. All these videos do is fuel paranoia that all young men do is wait to predate on young women, which is obviously not the case. I posted the videos to provide food for thought and because of the almost satirical nature in which they portray modern British youth, which might be more funny if the videos hadn't been made in earnest; and I would have thought humour which is dark and challenges you to think would have a place on this forum.

    Really Grakelin, need to wax your vagina much?

    As this is a video thread and this is sufficiently derailing it, here's some more family-friendly comedy that may have been more of what you were looking for:

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    Also thanks for the re-posting of the video, that was actually a laugh riot compared to what I said was a laugh riot before when I was being sarcastic; I would have thought I wouldn't have to explain that I was being sarcastic there either, but you never know.
     
  9. Muro

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  10. Jojobobo

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    Loved it Muro, I thought I'd seen most Dorkly videos before but apparently not.

    In the below video, I just thought I'd clarify that Shane Richie starred in the UK soap Eastenders - as most people seem to have knowledge of UK tv series for whatever reason you can imagine the literary worth of one of his books. Anyway...

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    Edit: Also on account of Muro making me watch more Dorkly videos, this:

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  12. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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  13. Dark Elf

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    INTERACTIVE ADVENTURES ON YOUTUBE!

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  15. Jojobobo

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    Ha, the kid fell over.
     
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  19. Jojobobo

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    This one, though animated, is more NSFW - hence the link.
     
  20. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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