Who needs a quiz?

Mine Tarot card:

You Are The Emperor

You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do.
You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea.
You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone.
Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well.

Your fortune:

In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love.
This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you.
It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person.
You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father.

 

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You mean this???.

http://www.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/

 

You Are Death

You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.

 

You Are Death

You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.

 

You Are The Lovers


You represent ideal love: innocence, trust, exhilaration and joy.
You demonstrate the harmony of opposites, two sides coming together.
At times, you also represent the struggle between what is right and what is tempting.
Control is an issue for you, especially when you don't know your reasons for choosing something.
Your fortune:

You have an important choice you need to make about love, and it will be a difficult choice to make.
You are likely struggling between the love you crave and the love that is right.
In the end, you will choose what you crave, even if it's bad for you.
Because without what you crave, you will feel empty and incomplete.

 

You Are The Chariot

You represent a difficult battle, and a well-deserved victory.
You tend to struggle to get what you want, both internally and externally.
You excel at controlling opposing forces, getting down the same path.
In the end, you bring glory and success - using pure will to move forward.

Your fortune:

There is great conflict in your life right now, either with yourself or others.
You must find a solution to this conflict, which is likely to be a "middle road" between the two forces.
You posses the skills to triumph over these struggles, as long as your will is strong.
You are transforming your inner self, building a better foundation for future successes.

 

You are the Chariot.
You represent a difficult battle, and a well-deserved victory.
You tend to struggle to get what you want, both internally and externally.
You excel at controlling opposing forces, getting down the same path.
In the end, you bring glory and success - using pure will to move forward.

Your fortune:

There is great conflict in your life right now, either with yourself or others.
You must find a solution to this conflict, which is likely to be a "middle road" between the two forces.
You posses the skills to triumph over these struggles, as long as your will is strong.
You are transforming your inner self, building a better foundation for future successes.

 

You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will.
You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted.
Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength...
But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle.

Your fortune:

Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength.
And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through.
You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force.
Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near.

 

This may be more like a riddle than a quiz, but in light of the psycho-killer test above, and the mention that most riddles are meant to be solved with the plain information laying right in front you instead of hard thought insight, I thought I'd post this. Give it a try:

Test:

Answer:

Spoiler

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. You put the two halves back together to make a whole. You use the hole to crawl out of the room. Mission accomplished.

 

Oh and here I went with the most base thing I could imagine:

Spoiler

Use the table as a battering ram, and smash a wall.

Perhaps I've a little too much of a medieval fantasy to succeed at that. Or maybe because I don't dabble in rhetorics. :/

 

>.< Not kosher. I like the music though.

MISSION FAILURE!

Your inept bumbling and lack of hand-eye co-ordination
skills have resulted in the shuttle being destroyed and
your entire crew getting sucked out in the vastness of
space. Houston, we have a problem...

 

Spoiler

Use the table and smash the mirror I say..

 

You are Hitler Youth Leader Baldur Benedikt von Schirach

You are manipulative and probably hangout with people younger than yourself. You convince others to do the wrong things which means you'll have a lot of people pissed at you in Hell.
You are a heartless bastard.

find out which Nazi Bastard you are
http://www.lookrater.com/fun/Nazi.html

Really?....

 

This what I got:

You are Nazi Deathcamp Scientist

Josef Mengele

You are strange and considerably fucked up in the head. You are mean as hell and have no conscience whatsoever. You are as intelligent as you are evil. Sadism is your cup of tea.

You are one sick bastard.

 

You are Senior Nazi Official
Hans Frank
You are a sellout and a traitor. You would have killed the Fuhrer if you had the chance. You live in the now and justify your actions. You'll repent shortly before you die but will it be enough?

Bastard?

find out which Nazi Bastard you are
http://www.lookrater.com/fun/Nazi.html