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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Sometimes I really wonder if my ideals are worth the price they carry...
I think it's time for me to reform.

 

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


See you there gross.

 

You Are 32% Sociopath



From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!

Are You A Sociopath?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouasociopathquiz/


You Are 72% Gentleman



You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/


So, a sociopath and a gentleman at the same time, eh?
Jeez...

I decided to do another one, too...

Carl-Johan Nikolaus Wicklund's Aliases



Your movie star name: Choklad Brago Bosse

Your fashion designer name is Carl-Johan Stockholm

Your socialite name is C-J Sergels Torg

Your fly girl / guy name is C Wic

Your rock star name is After Eight Millenium Falcon

Your Star Wars name is Carcoo Wicsar

Your punk rock band name is The Tired But Happy Eightball

The Amazing Meganame Generator

http://www.blogthings.com/meganamegenerator/

 

***You Are 80% Gentleman***


You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!


Are You A Gentleman?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/



yay^^

 

I don't know, it could be hard to see with all of the "woe" gushing from my eyes.
By the way;
My Penis Name Is...

Ivan the Terrible

Unfortunately, it's a random thing. I just happened on my favorite and current name, with the runner up being Beefy McManstick.

 

You Are 48% Gentleman

Generally you act like a gentleman, but sometimes you're careless with your manners.
Most people know that you're trying your best - and that's usually good enough.




Felix Alexander Makowsky's Aliases

Your movie star name: Snack Werner

Your fashion designer name is Felix Sofia

Your socialite name is Flixflox Berlin

Your fly girl / guy name is F Mak

Your detective name is Capibara Näsbydal

Your barfly name is Candy None

Your soap opera name is Alexander Ladugårdsvägen

Your rock star name is Candy A Fish

Your Star Wars name is Felmio Makson

Your punk rock band name is The Happy A Fish




You Are 0% Redneck

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!




You Are 32% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

 

Cult Leader
You scored 54 Strength, 84 Intelligance, 54 Morality, and 85 Survival Rate!
You're a smart and moral person. If you're going to survive though you'll need some friends. Your best bet would be to make up a religion and gather a flock.

The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 5639790777

 

The Slave
You scored 68 Strength, 60 Intelligance, 61 Morality, and 62 Survival Rate!
You're alive! Kind of... It's a bummer about the whole forced labour thing, but at least you're surviving. You might not be able to make it on your own anyway. If only you learned how to live on your own you could have been a king.

(If I help the store owner)

If I choose any of the other options, I get:

The Great Leader
You scored 65 Strength, 60 Intelligance, 54 Morality, and 66 Survival Rate!
Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby.

 

The Great Leader
You scored 68 Strength, 73 Intelligence, 73 Morality, and 79 Survival Rate!
Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby.

Damned morals hold me back.
I can't ever bring myself to eat people or pets.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13724891755639790777

 

The Marauder
You scored 81 Strength, 55 Intelligance, 38 Morality, and 83 Survival Rate!
You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can throw at you. Killing anything that gets in your way. Congratulations.


Whoopsie Daisy.

 

The Slave
You scored 63 Strength, 60 Intelligance, 80 Morality, and 66 Survival Rate!
You're alive! Kind of... It's a bummer about the whole forced labour thing, but at least you're surviving. You might not be able to make it on your own anyway. If only you learned how to live on your own you could have been a king.



You scored higher than 49% on Strength

You scored higher than 20% on Guile

You scored higher than 98% on Morality

You scored higher than 17% on Survival Rate



I guess I wouldn't survive that long...

 

ehh... I accidentally fucked the code for both of these... oops. So I'm an evil hermit... hmm...

You Are 84% Evil

You Are The Hermit

You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are. You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.
A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth. You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.

Your fortune:
It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you. All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice. It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.
Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.

 

The Great Leader

You scored 70 Strength, 68 Intelligance, 54 Morality, and 81 Survival Rate!

Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby.



***You Are 84% Gentleman***

No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.



***You Are 36% Sociopath***


From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!

 

You Are 1: The Reformer
You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong.

High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them.

You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect.

You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair.

What Number are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatnumberareyouquiz/

 

You Are 2: The Helper
You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.

You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.

Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.

You connect with people who are charming and charismatic.