Who Needs a Porn Parody?

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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm...Alright! Everyone who's interested, come up with a porn-parody of a mainstream movie. Just the title - no specifics (well I suppose the lead would add nicely)


    Alright, I'll drop two in to get this started;


    Fat-Dick Playzme in; Chode Blouse

    Sylvester Stallion in; Clitwanger

    Goodnight.
     
  2. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    I think the real question is who doesn't need a porn parody?

    Maxie Cock-Driver in; Good Willy Hunting

    Enormous Freeman in; The Whore-Skank Redemption

    EDIT: Damn it looks like people have already come up with the Whore-Skank Redemption in the past - who would have guessed coming up with an original cheesy porn title is so difficult?
     
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    TheDavisChanger Well-Known Member

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    My brother came up with the porn alias Buster Hymen. Sorry, I don't have a movie for him.

    So, considering that I've only contributed half of what Grossenschwamm solicited and what I contributed wasn't even my own, I'll go ahead and claim 25% participation.
     
  6. Crypton

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    <object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZiYjr5MQl4s?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZiYjr5MQl4s?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
     
  7. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I like the second name you came up with, and I have a movie with him as a lead;

    Enormous Freeman in; Creamblaster

    Throbbin' Williams in; Death to Coochie

    Don't worry if you can't come up with two movies, I just wanted to hit the ground running.

    I like the video contribution as well, Crypton!

    Pyotr, I'm unable to see the link you provided...though entering it into my browser worked just fine!

    ...Muff Divin' in; The Bone Identity

    Kevin Cockner in; The Bootyguard

    Thrill Dixby in; Return of the Increasable Dong
     
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