Hmmm...Alright! Everyone who's interested, come up with a porn-parody of a mainstream movie. Just the title - no specifics (well I suppose the lead would add nicely) Alright, I'll drop two in to get this started; Fat-Dick Playzme in; Chode Blouse Sylvester Stallion in; Clitwanger Goodnight.
I think the real question is who doesn't need a porn parody? Maxie Cock-Driver in; Good Willy Hunting Enormous Freeman in; The Whore-Skank Redemption EDIT: Damn it looks like people have already come up with the Whore-Skank Redemption in the past - who would have guessed coming up with an original cheesy porn title is so difficult?
My brother came up with the porn alias Buster Hymen. Sorry, I don't have a movie for him. So, considering that I've only contributed half of what Grossenschwamm solicited and what I contributed wasn't even my own, I'll go ahead and claim 25% participation.
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I like the second name you came up with, and I have a movie with him as a lead; Enormous Freeman in; Creamblaster Throbbin' Williams in; Death to Coochie Don't worry if you can't come up with two movies, I just wanted to hit the ground running. I like the video contribution as well, Crypton! Pyotr, I'm unable to see the link you provided...though entering it into my browser worked just fine! ...Muff Divin' in; The Bone Identity Kevin Cockner in; The Bootyguard Thrill Dixby in; Return of the Increasable Dong